Helen Bach

Ghouls are more effective when emaciated and his aging jowl really takes away from the spook. The good news? There are tons of boobies if you’re interested, some real some fake but boobies galore! That must be for Mansons 14 year old boy fans, a gift!

-Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
– Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Take her recent issues with People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals, an ‘Animal Rights’ organization that dukes it out all the time.

Some will claim it is better with close ups and quips but I still have a problem with Jumbo Trons at concerts. Live is live and should remain as such or it simply isn’t live.

Geri Halliwell, Melanie Brown and Emma Bunton struted their stuff with Beckham at the closing ceremonies of the London Olympics. Adorable enough with their 80’s bubblegum pop, the crowd adored them. The tabloids went nuts, could a reunion be forth coming?

Dr Michael Zuk (known as the Crazy Dentist) has a sister Kirsten who is a rather accomplished sculptress. She took a bit of that tooth, incorporated it into her piece and now touts it as in possesion of Lennons DNA.

Although, there is a bit too much space twitter, the vocals are perfection and the chorus contagious and strong. There is a quirky tone to Newman’s voice. A bit congested and throaty at times and rather than sounding messy it comes across as vulnerable.

Slash says: “Since I grabbed the reins and took off on my own I have realised you don’t need confrontation and volatility to make rock’n’roll work. It’s about playing music and having fun.

So why filth up a perfect good concert with political warble? I say ‘perfectly good’ as a courtesy. I’m sure there were lots of paying fans at a recent Hank Williams JR show, did they need to hear this?

Considering her next single is to be called ‘Partynauseous’ , I believe this is crap. This is why she annoys me, she can actually survive on talent yet she cannot resist making a complete ass out of herself in the name of ‘art’ and ‘born this way’ nonsense

Why would you want to pay to see the top 9 finalists of this crap program for an hour and a half? Why? Is there nothing left in the world better to occupy your time with?

Those people who were celebrating the summer of love are now in their mid 60’s and early 70s. Think of that and its astounding. Its like a giant Centrum Silver ad, the handicapped parking places will be jammed packed and Life Alert will be on standby.

People (mostly from the UK!) descend upon Elvis Presley Blvd in Memphis TN and for a week they spend insane amounts of money on souvenirs and entertainment. None of it really worth the cost but it makes the people feel good to be a part of the event.

Jay Z is currently working on the soundtrack, was this idea born of his sample of “Hard Knock Life” sample in the tune Ghetto Anthem? Wow I am honestly disturbed at this project and at Emma Thompson for actually making it happen.

A fantastic rendition of “Three Little Birds” which is adorable when you swap in an Irish accent for the Jamaican. I love Larry Kirwan’s vocals and energy. He took that crowd and owned them like a cool MC, unfortunately he was playing to the throngs of drunk bikers.

But here comes the corn row wearing bloated AXL Rose with a 12 show stint at the Hardrock Hotel and Casino arena ‘The Joint’ I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. Titled the “Appetite for Democracy” residency it makes me think it should honestly be listed as the “Appetite for Buffet” residency.

But then she sorta morphed into this opinionated flag waver. Boom I left her camp straight away. Last thing I need in my life is some preachy broad in a wife beater. This is the lament of the woman rocker

believe we have not seen the last of them. Posh is so thin no one would notice if she didn’t show up anyway. Perez Hilton (which is the dumbest pseudonym of all time) suggests a 1 week residency a Vegas hotel once every six months.

See Johnny Depp came to Hollywood to be a rock star but that face ended up getting him a TV gig. The rest as they say, is history. Alice Cooper that ‘shock rocker’ of days gone by is still very much in the circuit.

As tribute to her father and a skip down memory lane Martins shows accentuate the positive and give insight to life as a Martin. Although it wasn’t a world of on liners and romance tunes it was an almost stereotypical Italian/American American dream

Morrissey has earned the right to be a prick, a knob and dare I say a flaming douche bag should he chose to behave as such. Mr. Powell has opted to portray himself as a slighted little boy with two sticks and no future. Who’s the knob?

I say this- thank GOD they chose to air the full Spice Girls Bentley Square dance and chop out Ray Davies. I mean this was the legends of British Pop right?

Heres the truth- I tried. But watching a zillion people in idiotic track suits march into a collesium cell phones in hand was more than I could stomach. Biting medals, kissing medals, hopping on your team mates back… it was watching a party I wasnt invited too. I lost my patience.

Well cryptic messages and sudden disappearances will generally get some attention. Coleman claims no knowledge of the Facebook posting. So then that leads us to believe that he literally just disappeared from the tour? I think he is having a good time at our expense and I happen to find it fantastic.

The tricky issue becomes in the other two remaining Boys. They’re free to do as they please but with out MCA? Yauch really was the ‘face’ of the group. Interesting that there is a lawsuit with Monster Energy drinks going on as this information is released.

Three reels contain close-ups and clips from three different show during 1969 and 1970. The fourth reel contains unreleased footage from Monterey Pop Festival in 1967. The seller said in the description the fourth reel was Chandler’s prize possession because it was Hendrix’s ‘first appearance in a major film.’

I see no problem with legit porn so this to me holds not interest. But who has the dollars? Your basic average suburban mother. Disposable income and dreams of life outside the mundane make this Fifty Shades of marketing for their dollar.

The look saves them. Since 1975 these guys have been producing fabulous British Punk. Monkey Warren has the most contagious vocals and the best part about all this is you can understand the words. That was the glory of old punk- it wasn’t screaming or growling it was fast but comprehensive.

So lets get this straight, some dude was stretching. Johnny grabbed his leg with such old junkie fueled super power that said person is ‘shot for who knows how long’. What was Craig on? Bath salts?

What’s more important than the music? The packaging! The 2-CDs are wrapped in an LP-sized book of photos from the tour. The book also comes with liner notes talking through the tracks written by U2 bassist Adam Clayton!! SQUEEE!!

Now I am no fan of burial memorial- you’re dead, then then its time to stop taking up space. I don’t visit graves nor do I hold vigil. Once dead- its all just..done. But for those who find solace in having a ‘place’ to pay respects- there is no respect here

“We’re playing by different rules here.” I certainly would have appreciated a little bit more concern on my part. I saw one person from the [U.S.] Embassy. One. And they didn’t really do much for me. They were just like, “Are they torturing you?” “No.” “OK, goodbye.” I didn’t hear anything from them.”

Never a fan of redneck rock, never flew the confederate and never messed with Texas BUT I have made a boatload of offensive jokes about the culture and will contine to do sol ‘Now, where my bic at and Tammy Jo git off mah cigarettes and lets fire up some Skinnerd Booyah’

Diamond receieved a scholarship to NYU for fencing, was a pre med student who wanted to cure cancer and dropped out 6 months before gradution. Started writing songs and well after a bit, he made more than any doctor could and had more underwear whipped at him than I’d care to fathom.

“I’ve always been a girl who loves to dress up,” says Gwen. “I already put my makeup on twice today: I put it on to take my kid to school, and then I went home, washed my face, and put it on again to have lunch with you.”

When a proper elder gentry continuously offers hook ups with younger talent you cant help but think it a bit creepy. Ok the whole Lady Gaga obsession should be enough but do you think the world could have continued to spin without Tony and Mark Anthony?

She is ‘every girl’ and has produced anthems to teenage confusion. A great songwriter? Yep. A great role model? Well aside from that John Mayer bit, I’d say yes. Successful and well spoken and I have yet to see a sex tape of her. Well done.

The interesting thing is this bootleg video has been up on Youtube since 2010 and is only now gainning attention. Why? Maureen passed away in 1994 no anniversary in site. Ringo? Is he up for something new? Just an odd time to resurface.

This is actually one of the saddest reports I’ve heard in a long time. The humiliation alone must be excruciating. I don’t even care for Travis’ music and this is just plain horrible. I’m going to leave the jokes to the late night guys.

IOC spokesman Mark Adams said officials were aware of Dr. Dre’s offer to athletes from about 20 nations but stressed it was up to each national Olympic team to ensure athletes protected the sponsors.

I cant say enough about these guys, they’re brilliant and perfect and would blow One Direction out of the water as teen scream boys if only they had the proper promotion. They’ll either take over or disappear. For now, they are here and they are fantastic.