"Fifty Shades of Grey – The Classical Album"

Its been called "mommy porn" the trilogy, Fifty Shades of Grey series by EL James got the Kindles humming as millions of women writhed in wetness at the racy storyline.  Saturday Night Live went so far as to have a skit about grinding a washing machine on the spin cycle in tribute.

I have not read it nor do I plan too but those women I know who have read it have found it to be exciting and arousing.  I see no problem with legit porn so this to me holds not interest.  But who has the dollars? Your basic average suburban mother.  Disposable income and dreams of life outside the mundane make this Fifty Shades of marketing for their dollar.

According to EMI Classics, the album is intended to provide "the perfect accompaniment to the Fifty Shades reading experience, setting a mysterious and alluring atmosphere with just the slightest hint of danger."

James noted that she is "thrilled that the classical pieces that inspired me while I wrote the Fifty Shades Trilogy are being brought together in one collection for all lovers of the books to enjoy."

An all classical music tribute to S&M for the coupon clipping set.  Fun times!! 

Wait it doesnt end there The "50 Shades" books – "50 Shades of Grey," "50 Shades Darker" and "50 Shades Freed" – have sold more than 31 copies worldwide. Universal Pictures and Focus Features are adapting the trilogy for the big screen.  Perhaps that will get more moms to the PTA meetings?

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