She’s blonde, she’s old and from all accounts she’s a raving bitch. #Goals.
now I’m older and wiser and I really “get it”.
ghetto- licious hollah back
Hit it, Mr. Hope
Joe Strummer screams “HEY SKATALites!”
I get that whole Razzle Dazzle thing now
everything old is brand new to me.
Cheers Mr Mandela, and thank you!
the theme is over done with a twist of rainbow sherbet
weak as tissue paper
my ears didn’t bleed
there’s a problem
a drunken Bowie sitting in an retro No Doubt
did I mention upbeat ditty yet?
Not my scene man
close enough for me to whip my gum at
patron saint of the slightly odd
Bottle Blonde Bono
dismal and dark and dusty
We should have flip flopped
a bit late to the party
He’s old and haggard
odd squeaks and twitters
Knock it off, shut up and pass the dip
emo Russian Roulette
your reputation is important to me
They did good.. not great
I’m a happily miserable girl
Do I offend you?
What the hell was I thinking?
Safe noodles with a crunch
a sobbing stinking clumsy mess of humans
painful and maniacal screaming
James Brown meets Cyndi Lauper dance moves
Biographies are crazy things.
Campy yes, but with a mug like you get away with it.
I spent the year in my own personal time warp.
bitching diva to rock and roll queen
He morphed into Elvis the Pelvis
it’s easy to forget how much you love Squeeze.
Its 1983 again!
Yeah he’s on a cool stage but he’s just a guy with a mic.
I spend so much time digging for negative
I crossed it off the bucket list
The suited guards make sure no lawn dweller gets too close to the seated privileged