Blood On The Dancefloor Kicked off CombiChrist Tour, Dahvie Speaks

So Blood on the Dancefloor was kicked of the Combichrist tour and like 10 people give a shit that it occurred.  There was some scandal that lead singer Dahvie Vanity did something or other and the fact is no one cares.  BOTDF can’t fill a room.  My personal encounters with Jay Von Monroe made me literally pray I would never have to see them again. He is a narcissistic child who deserves nothing at all but a job at 7-11 cleaning out the Slurpee machine.  Void of talent and having only the looks of a emaciated jet boy it’s time for Vanity to find a new wingman.

My meetings with Dahvie have been more articulate and interesting so it pains me to see that he has this pathetic trophy on his tour.  It also pains me that it’s Vanity getting the band press in this instance when he is least deserving and more focused and professional than those around him (including past tour managers).

They had to cancel some dates headlining on this last go round due to poor ticket sales- and I predict that again for 2015.  It’s time for Dahvie Vanity to use that intelligence to form a new group leaving the dead wood behind in Arkansas or somewhere similar.  Anyway as of now they’re out of work.  Her is the official statement hitting social media in the gut for being meanie bo beanies.  Man up- quit blaming anyone and set the records straight like adults with paid PR firms.

“Due to unfortunate circumstances, we must announce that we will no longer be touring with Combichrist, and honestly we have the social media to blame. It’s truly sad, and quite pathetic that people are willing to stoop as low as to spread some sick, twisted rumors about me, and it’s even more sad that people feed into it. I have NEVER been convicted of any crime that I have been accused of, but I feel as though I have been shackled by defamation. We have ALWAYS treated our fans as they were family, and we give the upmost respect, as we hold our family in the highest regard. Anyone that knows us, or has been around us for any amount of time would know that we are nothing but gentlemen when it comes to females, and we would never allow harm to come their way. Sadly, these atrocious lies that are being spread about me have become a raging wildfire, and it’s gotten out of control, and sadly it has crippled some relationships. To conclude, we would like to thank our FAMILY for all of the support and loyalty you have shown us, despite the slander that has been attached to our name. We love you with all of our hearts, and we truly apologize for the inconvenience. We will make it up to you in 2015 by having out very own headlining tour upon the completion of our upcoming record. Again, we apologize if we let anyone down; we didn’t realize how out of control the ignorance would be.”