Helen Bach

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Morrissey Rejects Olympics

As London is suddenly promoted as a super-wealth brand, the England outside London shivers beneath cutbacks, tight circumstances and economic disasters. Meanwhile the British media present 24-hour coverage of the “dazzling royals”, laughing as they lavishly spend, as if such coverage is certain to make British society feel fully whole

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Pitbull's "Get It Started", Ft Shakira Reviewed

Pitbull is a genius he sings 99.9% about how ‘Worldwide’ he is and tosses in a few sentences about something to do with ‘baby’ and he hooks in someone to else (Usher, Chris Brown, Shakira) to actually sing. He should teach a course in this shit

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Guitar Center RockWalk Inductees 2012

Smack dab in the pavement outside the original Guitar Center location on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood artists sink their hands in concrete. The Rock Walk was first established in 1985 and, unlike other such awards, the new inductees are elected solely by the decision of past inductees.

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Mastadon's "A Commotion" Reviewed

In my quest to find this highly recommended song my ears were accosted by the freak like yelp of the horrific Feist. There is no more God awful sound than a pretentious rock bitch. Instant migraine instant fury, instant want to smash heads in with a baseball bat.

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Television Lite August 5 – August 12, 2012

Here we are, right back to rerun land. I know the Olympics are the cause. There is virtually nothing worth watching on any major network due to the games. The thought being that the world is glued to the battle dome of idiots looking for medals. Truth is there is a fair amount of folks in each country who couldn’t care less about the Olympics

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CBGB's Is Dead, Patagonia Acquires Space

Outdoor outfitter Patagonia has decided that the funkafied neighborhood of New York needed a bit of mountain lovin’. Proof positive that we can kiss that area goodbye as the next wave of sterilization occurs. Lets face it, it’s been a slow burn.

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fun. One Hit Wonder?

It is time for new material and I suggest you hop to it. We as society forget pretty fast and next thing you know you’re picture isn’t on teenaged girls walls anymore and your back on the small stage circuit.

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KISS "Monster" Preview

This scares me buncha creepy old men in space suits what the hell. KISS is every boys first rock band but they’re so very old and so very over done is anyone excited? There has been gobs of hype and now- well the wait is over.

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Peter Frampton Rear Ended

This story pretty much made my day. I adore the sexist “woman driver” and more than that I love that he felt the need to Tweet it and that he would seek medical attention after his flight. Thats pathetic, if you were really that injured you’d tend to it immediately

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The Pet Shop Boys 'Leaving', Reviewed

I have heard enough to know that decades have unique sound and I’m confident this is not dance hall 2012. But if its a retro vibe you’re looking for look no further. The lyrics are simplistic and somewhat amusing, the trouble is I don’t think its supposed to be funny. I think these are real emotions but for some reason they’re so cliche’ they are laughable

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Happy Birthday Columbia Records

Barbra Streisand, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Miles Davis, Leonard Bernstein, Johnny Cash, Beyonce, Adele, Billy Joel, Al Jolson, Frank Sinatra, Duke Ellington, Robert Johnson, Bing Crosby, Count Basie, Billie Holiday, Tony Bennett, Simon and Garfunkel, Leonard Cohen,

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Mr. 305 In Walmart 907

The rapper, known as “Mr. Worldwide,” told the audience he would put Kodiak into a future song. ‘Kodiak aint talkin back?” “kodiak women got big ol booties?’, wonder what he will say.

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Gwen Stefani and a Bit of Help From Her Fans

This past week she performed with No Doubt for Good Morning America. Throngs of fans camped out in wait for the 7am program to fire up. Perhaps it was the early hour or just age (Gwen is 42) that caused it but the singer kept forgetting the lyrics to some of No Doubts big hits- so she asked for help.

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Bret Michaels Biopic

Biopic is a dumb new term for biography movie. Biohazzard is more like it in this case. Michales has no loss for self esteem thats for sure. He has been noted that his battle with diabetes alone makes him MVP at life itself.

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Henry Rollins Cast In Series

The program called “Dark Prophet” is scheduled for premier this fall. Seems a custom fit role for Rollins as a big know it all, so this could work. He has a great number of die hard fans too, so hes one up on the competition.

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Cuts Like a Knife- Concerts and Stabbings

Well its back to man on man fun. Stabbings. Swedish House Mafia announce their calling it quits and already on this farewell tour there have been to shankings, WTF? The Cro Mag reunion had an actual former band member wielding sharp steel. Who the hell goes to shows with knives and what the hell fat ass security guard with a ‘staff’ T-shirt isn’t watching the door

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Sick of Jack White Yet?

Ohhh I’m intrigued.I would be shocked if his next release was as good and Blunder, there are some levels that cant be maintained and Jack White is a bit odd for consistency. He is scattered with multiple projects and well, lets face it- it was a case of great timing.

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Arctic Monkeys "Come Together” Reviewed

The only redemption in this tune is some great bass sound. The vocals are boring karaoke and who the hell chose this to be performed anyway? I used to love the Monkeys so I’m not happy when I have to say they blow. Now they’re Blow Monkeys…

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Lamb of God Cancel Tour

Amnesty Internationals mission statement states the following objective, “to conduct research and generate action to prevent and end grave abuses of human rights, and to demand justice for those whose rights have been violated.” Where the hell are they now?

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Man Injured Sneaking In To Nickelback Concert

Who the hell would attempt to sneak in to a Nickelback show? Who would pay for that matter? Nickelback is music for people who don’t like music. It gives them something to do when they’re making microwave popcorn. Its bland monotony for the brain dead and now I have proof.

Music Festivals

Public Image Ltd, Buzzcocks, Rancid Together Live!

I would love to see Bow Wow Wow, I don’t know if time was kind to them but the songs are embedded in my brain and a huge part of my youth. this would be a nostalgia show without a doubt. I would love to hear the demographic reports for this even once all is said and done considering none of us will be there.

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Boys Like Girls & All-American Rejects Co-Headline Tour

Boys Like Girls is a dumb name for a band and Im not a huge fan, but they dont suck and they have enough generic ‘pop punk’ to them to entertain me for 45 min or so before I crack. All American Rejects were wonderful but then they disappeared and came back more bubblegum then hip

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Cro Mag Harley Flanagan Offers Up Explanation

And in a world where no one takes responsibility for their actions the ex Mag fits the bill as top rate whiner. He reportedly went to the vent to make amends with John Joseph, cuz every asshole on Earth will go to a punk show to say I’m sorry to an old rival.

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Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival 2012

I attended last year and this years line up is tougher and stronger than ever. I am stoked to see legends like Slayer and Motorhead, these are the geezers of metal and well, it should be interesting to see them at the least. No real metal or hardcore fan can pass by these patriarchs of devil horns.

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New Order Tours The US

It appears the old “Manchester Scene” is back, dragging all the geezers out of retirement for a big hurrah. I, for one, think it’s a great idea. I usually am not a fan of the old rockers but this- this could work. I may actually have to rethink my ‘too old to rock and roll opinion’

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Punk Rock: An Oral History By John Robb

I have not yet read it but when you get us old punks talking, the stories never end. That was such a vibrant time and I don’t think there is a one of us that wouldn’t want to go back if only for a day.

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Lost Prophets Warped Tour Hartford CT Sunday July 22, 2012

The problem with ‘hard rock’ or metal bands is that their grit is lost in the daylight. At 12 noon a band is much less menacing than at 9pm A problem with ‘fests’ in general, I mean everyone needs a slot but Lost Prophets are a night band. They followed Hawaii boys The Green and it was the most awkward transition I have seen in awhile.

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Randy Blythe 'Bail Denied'

This is just some heavy metal singer in a B level band don’t lose any sleep over it. Imagine revisiting a country you had been to a couple years ago, getting off the plane and being cuffed and carted off for a crime you didn’t even know happened

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I Fight Dragons Warped Tour Hartford CT July 22, 2012

Heavy handed on the technology I Fight Dragons got dubbed ‘ninetendocore’ on their Wikipedia. Who’s the cheeseball that did that. Granted they use gamboy controllers as instruments and yeah their work has been used by video games but can we pause a bit here to really appreciate them as musicians?

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Madonna; Dances With Guns

This after the Bat-shooting in Colorado. Tasteless? Yeah, but this is the same broad who got off on an alter so its not as if being vile was uncharted territory for her. As for the Bat-death, well there we have another issue. Was it insensitive?

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"Bleeker Bob's", The Documentary

I wasn’t the only famous person who went in this shop… Frank Zappa, Robert Plant,Joni Mitchell, Debbie Harry….yeah..and “Whats his name, from The Clash”…
They say they will reopen in a new location……but it wont be the same. Sad times..

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