August Burns Red in Autumn
The band just came off Warped so its just a month of rest before this new tour begins.. go get um.. Amen.
The Clash "Pop Up Store", Opening In London
Dear God in Heaven and All Dead Musicians. Please use your heavenly power to halt this atrocity. Never mind world peace and famine STOP THIS CLASH RESURRECTION… and I swear to God if there is a Joe hologram involved I will go insane.
Television Lite: August 26th – September 1st, 2013
Starting with Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Have you seen the cover of Rolling Stone? This is the fourth RS of in a row that I have had to flip over cuz the person on the cover repulsed me. Yep, shallow
Bring Me The Horizon's, "Can You Feel My Heart" Video Review
Really guys, its a comedy when it’s supposed to be dark. Well the filming is dark but the ghosty dance is a hoot.
Lady Gaga Vs Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton (the thin one not the fat blonde one) and Lady Gaga (the thin one not the fat blonde one) are duking it out over nothing
LA KISS, I'm not making this up
I have written a ton about their numerous financial adventures and for the first time I think I understand it- they’re marketing genius
Touche Amore Won't Play Warped Tour And Why I Don't Care
Way way back before your egg started splitting there were bands who played shitty dives for nothing while shitty kids sat around them and all was well.
The VMA's, We're There And So Is N'Sync
It’s happening and for one glorious night, you’re a star again!
Run DMC Blast Todays Hip Hop
I think these guys need to be ushered to the memory ward of the music nursing home.
The Clash Interview: Hype For The Hopeless
Dearest Lord in Heaven- do not allow a ‘reunion’ tour. Please sweet Jesus and all the angels–NO NEW ‘CLASH’ MATERIAL.
Television Lite August 19th – August 23rd, 2013
Things are getting a bit better. Phew, it has been a lame ass summer.
The Arctic Monkeys "Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?" Video Review
Far too British to be Maroon 5 and far too ugly to be 1 Direction.
Queen Musical ‘We Will Rock You’ US Tour
his wouldn’t quite cut it in your major theater district
Universal Studios Orlando Black Sabbath Attraction
I think someone should fly me down there in October to check it out.. just sayin’
Blue October, “Angels In Everything” Video Review
Thank you to the next woman who will grow sick of his crap dump him and make him get his fat clothes out of the closet.
Inbetweeners Movie Sequel Due Out August 2014
I’ll take a second serving gladly, confident that the team of Iain Morris and Damon Beesle, who created the series, are still on board.
Greg Ginn's Statement On The Black Flag Lawsuit
Time to start making music and stop making noise.
Kellin Quinn's $80.00 Faux Pas
keep in mind Polaroid film is super expensive, your getting the ticket to the show, you get front row over anyone else
2013 Rock The Bells Line Up, It's Official
Their website calls the “family endorsed holograms’, hell, lets have them at holiday dinner!
Madness Go One Step Beyond, One More Time
Its the most upbeat sound with some of the most interesting nearly soap opera like lyrics. Story telling with a brass section.
Ted Nugent, Real American Hero
he’s playing clubs with fly paper sticky floors and a waist high stage. Oh how time equalizes.
Black Keys White Stripes, Who’s Your Daddy?
Wait till those spawn get older, they’ll be just like their pappy.
Television Lite: August 12th – August 16th, 2013
Look, I know this has nothing to do with music but HOLY CRAP its Bewitched!
Spencer Smith Jumps Of Panic! At The Disco Tour, To Save Himself
He needs to work on himself cuz there is a whole lot of life after drumming.
Motorhead Speaks While Lemmy Rests
I suppose our Golden Slumbers column doesn’t mind, but as of now the death watch is on Randy Travis, Lemmy and the permanent fixture Bret Michaels.
“Madness At The Core Of Time” Gwar's Autumn Tour
They’re most known for their Halloween runs but its not like the guys sit on the back porch until the the leaves change
The Meatloaf Residency, Paradise by The Neon Lights
I may not be a fan of his music but he seems a cool dude and any fella who can flip his lid like he did on Apprentice is OK with me.
Here It Comes, The Jimi Hendrix Biopic "All is By My Side"
This is the film that had more drama behind its filming than it could possibly have on the screen
Joan Jett; On Jimmy Kimmel Tonight
Beautiful intelligent and tough as nails she is rocker perfection.
Motorhead Pull Out Of Wacken Open Air Festival Mid Set Blame Lemmy's Health
Sadly, the band pulled out 30 min in to its scheduled 75 min set in Germany when it appeared that Lemmy couldn’t go on
Is Rob Zombie A Cranky Suburban Old Man?
“Unfortunately someone decided to turn it into a whole ugly event. What a bummer.”
The CBGB's Movie Update
Its getting better and this years even features more music and more films depicting the coolest era of all time.
Black Flag sues FLAG
Both sides get on with your lives, check the calendar its no longer ’82.
Television Lite: August 5th – August 9th, 2013
It’s a shame that the marvelous Joan Jett is on Thursday night, but on the show I will not mention.
Randy Travis- Not Dead
Randy Travis has gone from country icon to drunken mess, to dead to BACK TO LIFE!
Stop The Press! Debbie Harry is Not Quitting The Biz
Since ‘Die Young Stay Pretty’ is no longer an option, I suppose we will have to just wait and see.
Moves Like Morrissey
A slow motion pants acid trip that buts the character Elaine from Seinfleds thumbs up dance to shame.
Sparks, The Legendary Duo On Tour
Now I am not going to lie, if you thought their appearance was disturbing 35 years ago, you’re going to have nightmares now
Courtney Love Wants To Be In A Kurt Cobain Film
Living off the corpse of her husband is a never ending media frenzy for her so I say more power to ya, you freak.
Lady Gaga's ''#BRAVEStamp' Campaign' Hustle Your Pals
Quit spending money on meat dresses and theatrics and fund your own movement,
CBGB movie to premier at CBGB festival
I cant decide if I love this or hate this but .. IS THAT CHEETAH CHROME!?!?!?!
The Selector Adds East Coast Run
There is something about the festival synth and horns that make every song into a party.
Linda Rondstadt, “Simple Dreams: A Musical Memoir" Due Out In September
Unfortunately (but really fortunately) you may never hear her sing live again.
Magic Mike On Broadway
Where are our playwrights? Wheres the next big thing and why are we making cheesy shows based upon movies??
Bruce Springsteen and The Guy With The Soldering Iron, "Born To Run", Reviewed
Hated his fans in High School too, what idiots and jocks and stoners- so uncool.
Television Lite: July 29th – August 2nd, 2013
It’s silly isnt it? With the power of the internet watching TV is really not such a big deal anymore.
Bono Praises Jaggers Face And Kisses Jaggers Ass
Mick just turned 70 last week (props Bro) and well he looks it. Not as near dead as Keith Richards (who resembles a leather bean bag) but hes a liney limey.
Live Nation Concessions, Gettin' Healthy
Live Nation wants your snack money now so they have take a stance using ‘locally grown produce and humanly raised meat’
Pop Goes The Wallet, The Highest Paid Peformers Under 30
Extreme wealth for extreme talent and extreme mental health issues all around. Money can buy happiness and therapy- thank goodness