There is nothing more intriguiing than a good hoax. Milky Edwards never existed. This album doesnt exist but some amazing nerds with a recording device have put together a couple tunes and a back story to die for. The best part about this… It’s awesome!
there was some speculation as to my sexuality. What was it? Where did I keep it? I can say now that the whole idea is obscene, as a devout vegetarian. I would not have sexual intercourse with a pig or a chicken. Why, then, should I wish to do so with a man or a woman, since human beings and animals are equal?
Uni is looking at about a $18,500 debt as it cancels and electronic dance party cuz they’re too afraid Molly will crash the party leaving co eds dead in the quad. The decision was made by school officials leaving the idiotic named “NV Concepts’ in a lurch.
Sponsored by Live Nation and Fords Fiesta economy car, teams rush across Las Vegas, Seattle, San Francisco, and Los Angeles to get everything the band requires- and the first to fulfill the list on this indulgent scavenger hunt?
We all know that one crazy woman who would Ginsu a dude, hell I would given the opportunity. But the reason Vernet did this is what is most endearing..
‘What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas’ inst a new thought- but those pesky millinias are taking it to a new level. And these 20-30 somethings are fucking up the Elvis impersonator business.
Remember I told you kids about the KISS arena football team? Well now it seems Gene Simmons has his scouting eye out for Tebow. The tongue wagging huckster has offered the player a sweet three year deal.
Chipotle is a Mexican fast food restaurant (with vegan options!) that has a great reputation for being hip and trendy with clean food for clean people. Plus they have great music on their sound system.
The weak comedic skits lead to a bland pop star to a questionable Weekend Update and its been just plain infuriating. We want the old SNL back, we want underdog performers. Cutting edge artists!
The music? Weak. Falling in Reverse started strong but ended up a hot mess reflecting the leaders instability. If it were not for his looks, I doubt they’d fill a house party.
It was a huge mistake to book and announce it but it’s not too late to change things. For years the half time show was “Up With People” the stars didn’t really star rolling in until about 1987. Even then it was George Burns and college marching bands.
The video a cheap dash cam travel video with pop up lyrics so the fools can sing along. Why would you showcase such blase’ lyrics anyway? Is this the same guy who wrote things like “James” and “18th Floor Balcony”?
What a lovely birthday gift for my co-editor Iman Lababedi! On October 8th, Elvis Costello and The Atractions keyboardist Steve Nieve will release a platter of cool collaborations including Sting, Costello, Laurie Anderson, Glenn Tillbrook, Robert Wyatt, Ron Sexsmith
The Goth and The Thug it couldn’t be more beautiful. Oh the parents who will be confiscating iPods on this one should be overwhelming and I cannot wait for your ‘Moral Majority’ to get a hold of it.
do you think he will become the band leader like Paul Schaffer was? Elvis and The Roots become Fallons ‘house band’? I would rip my eyeballs out and throw them in the Hudson. I just ruined my own day just thinking it
Well looks like the September 16th of the now infamous Morrissey Autobiography is dead once again. No no, its it not a stomach virus or throat cancer its Penguin Publishing- they wonked out something
I dont think you’re meant to drink it though. Packaging is designed to be a permanent keepsake, presented in an immaculate gift box and bottled in Saver Glass from France, bound with a pewter neck band. Just pay up.
Celebrating the songs of the infamous band its a bit like amped up karaoke. But it makes the people feel good and the nostalgia is really harmless. I do wonder why a genius like Brian May would create such a thing but I’d like ot think its legacy instead of currency.
But the new wave of empathy on a TV set is Dr Phil. That moustachioed hillbilly. I swear i cannot dive at the television fast enough to change the channel the moment I hear that intro. This is why I’m glad for written word.
“Music is our passion and will continue to be the focus of the business we love.” The firm is reportedly considering a collaboration with artists on anti-drug campaigns to bring light to the issue.
Let’s face it that easy listening music of days gone by will never leave us. Hell, Tony Bennett refuses to give up and he’s got some time on ‘the Dink’. What I find interesting is this whole ‘duets’ concept but at least he isnt dead.
The mazes floor plan is pretty damn impressive and Universal never does anything half assed so be prepared for a wonderful experience. In all sincerity though isn’t Ozzy’s aging self scary enough?
Lofty goal? Not really. The school is a massive success and on the cutting edge with their learning methods. With most of the funding coming from this annual event
you’re going to pay out the wazoo for decent seats to the events you want to see. This will never change unless you’re a member of the bands family- the ‘general public’ will never get the seats they dream of in a large scale event by simply going to Ticket Master and paying face value
“I only watch public television’ was a snobby ‘better than you’ statement said by the folk who would never dare admit they were watching ALF. But hey, what do you get when you mix Journey with PBS? A documentary of course and its coming to your screen on September 30th.
First off I think they’ve been hanging out with Bring Me The Horizon cuz those coven masks sure look just the same. But I cant fault them for goin’ creepy. This video for “Martyrs” is chock full of religious imagery and pleased to God and it takes the wuss out of praise thats for sure.
I stand firm in supporting the little guy. I couldn’t see not paying for their work when they literally mortgage their parents home for a dream. But there will never be a day when I pay for The Stones or The Beatles.
Television is not yet reflecting the va va voom of the rest of the industry but instead going the other way. We have the shortest musical guest list of the entire three years I have been doing this. I’m not sure if the performers have not been announces or if it just plain sucks
The break is over my friends cuz the kinky headed obnoxious man is back and ho ho ho-ing. It’s an odd angle considering he proclaims his Judaism often enough but lets face it us Christians are a cash cow so get milkin’ us for Christmas!
I believe this will get them a greater fan circle- of generic pop kids with no real need to rock the boat. A shame really, if they were generic background before they’re officially entered into the nondescript world of music and wont survive until Adam Levine retires.
It has been 18 years since Elfman hit a stage and he is headed to LA in celebration of Burtons films; the tribute is conducted by John Mauceri and features the 87-piece Hollywood Symphony Orchestra and the 45-member Page LA Choir, along with Elfman’s guest appearance.
On September 10th two EX MEMBERS and one Clash member will take part in a Twitter chat with fans in support of the three money making scheme releases, “The Clash Hits Back”, “Sound System” and “The Clash 5-Studio Album Set.” Help us.. please.
an music influence your drinking habits? I think music can encourage use of anything. Product placement means a lot and I know that in my teen years if I saw an idol with a brand I’d give it a shot- so that still must be a thing right?
I see them and think obnoxious twenty somethings who I want to punch in the face. Yet when I skip the vid and images and simply listen- I find engaging and refreshing.
Though some found bands such as the New York Dolls too weird- some found them to be the saving grace in a cock rock world
But ‘years have passed and things have changed’ and well he apparently is part of The Clash again though I dont recall anyone inviting him back in. He has gone on a little rant a roo about why he felt the reissue box set was important.
How did he escape the ‘wild child’ celeb spotlight and evolve into a successful and conscious adult? Considering his social level within Beatle land its a wonder he’s not a bitter old man.
What the hell were they thinking? Granted, cassettes are still around but… but.. it doesnt give the hipster feel it actually gives more of a ‘whoops where the fact checker?’ vibe.
Legends die hard and our romanticized images are tough to tarnish. C’mon y’all this is Sly Stone of Sly and The Family Stone- what the hell, if that isn’t a public service announcement to stay off the junk I dont know what is.
Next up? Well next is not a movie adaptation but rather a ‘how they did it’ film The movie ‘Broadway Idiot” shows the process of making the album into a theatrical musical. My question—why?
Well at least Moby isn’t on…Selena and Ariana and all the other Disney princesses are and Ellen has a few good ones but, nah. This holiday week is a weak one. I think the reruns are out of control and with some of them almost a year old they could potentially feel like new
Lets face it kids if you’re not a Morrissey fan this is just a concert footage with a really unattractive audience. I do mean that as well, from the doughy to the confused. It was a hipster buffet.
Moby, my vegan brother, is a pompous ass. With his turtle like face he preaches to his own benefit and babbles endlessly in monotone droll. That being said he cranked out a couple dandy jams and a junk load of garbage.
Im not sure how many times he has said this but it’s old hat. The moment his new wife has had her fill he will skid again and hate all women. “Every Man In America” proved that he is a brutal passive agressive. Stay clear ladies
Elaborate crystal gowns are a bitch to transport and “My Heart Will Go On” sounds great with an all you can eat buffet.
The choking lyrics are perfection and lyrically- those poshy bastards can wield a pen that’s for sure. Hell, this could be my anthem if shit get cray.
Well then the Lapeer Days Festival in Lapeer Michigan must be one dicy place for apparently Sunday evening the entire story of The Call became and episode of CSI.
“Losing my parents was big. They were very supportive, my biggest fans. It was harder than I would have imagined. That seeped into my writing a lot, and I thought about life’s fragility.”
Why did the guy bother to go to the show? Who the hell cares-he is there, he paid up and you have no right blowing your snot water down on anyone you has been piece of shit.
