So remember the
whole autobiography content debaucle? Morrissey reportedly pulls the release of his book from Penguin over differences and now suddenly a copy is found in a dumpster right outside the Penguin officed buildings… seriously?
They claim only a couple were made so this could be Morrisseys!! but it does make for some fun reading!! To follow are some so called excerpts reported by “The Quitus”. Ive chosen some of the more amusing snips. But for the full deal dash to here and have a good laugh.
I recall one weekend, when I was aged 11. “I’ve cooked you your usual treat,” said the old and grey lady. “Done just as you like it, nice and crispy.” And so she had – a bacon sandwich with Hovis white bread, delivered by the local boy on the pushbike.
As she returned to the kitchen, I got up and went to the umbrella stand in the hallway, where the telephone sat. I dialled the number. “Hello?” I said. “Is that the desk sergeant? I wish to report a murder.”
The next morning, I went out and buried that sandwich somewhere on the moors. All life, be it pig or human, is of equal value
Better yet on thet topic of Morrissey’s sexuality,
Inevitably, as I became a permanent fixture in the living rooms of ordinary people, there was some speculation as to my sexuality. What was it? Where did I keep it? I can say now that the whole idea is obscene, as a devout vegetarian. I would not have sexual intercourse with a pig or a chicken. Why, then, should I wish to do so with a man or a woman, since human beings and animals are equal? It should be nothing, or all. Those people who have sex to each other but refuse to offer the same pleasure to a farm animal are guilty of the foulest hypocrisy, to my mind.
Good stuff! Sure to be better than the book by the time its released in the States!!