There is no debate that Jack White is a bit of a nut. His hair dye alone is reason to question him and his pure genius another reason to think something just aint right. I bet he collects voodoo dolls or something. He’s creepy because he is brilliant and like all eccentric artists, nothing is ever tame.
We all know about the silly harassment /bullying court papers from his ex wife. Why the media is swamped with it is beyond me. Seriously, don’t you think she would have known he was a wackjob before breeding with him? Wait till those spawn get older, they’ll be just like their pappy.
So part of the court papers indicate that Jack White demanded his children be pulled out of the Nashville school they were attending. Why? Cuz of Black Keys member Dan Auerbach. Any of you who are parents will totally understand this. If you have a beef with a kids parent seeing them at any school event makes you want to shove a stick of chalk in their eye. Parents, especially those of young children are the biggest ass bags around. No one is as good/smart/beautiful as their kid and well nothing is fair unless their kid is winning.
Now lets add a bit of professional drama to the parent drama and we have a potential News at 10 situation if and when Jack White snaps.
“My concern with Auerbach is because I don’t want the kids involved in any of that crap. You aren’t thinking ahead. That’s a possible twelve fucking years I’m going to have to be sitting in kids chairs next to that asshole with other people trying to lump us in together. He gets yet another free reign to follow me around and copy me and push himself into my world.”
Hilarious. Jack calm down.
The beef is that Jack thinks Dan ripped off The White Stripes with their blues inspired duo of drums and guitar. I say who gives a crap since the White Stripes aren’t even functioning anymore and The Black Keys suck.
Jack needs meds.