Rob Zombie is infamous for his ghoulish talent. A great entertainer and amazing visual artist and according to my local news – a giant bitchy old geezer.
Rob lives in Woodbury Connecticut. That’s not the ghetto by any means. That is respectable street. A population of just over 9,000 its a close knit Stepford Wives sort of community where every soccer mom has highlighted hair and a Pandora bracelet and every kid gets braces at birth. Typical. So its odd enough that someone like Zombie would call it home but he’s got the pesos so good for him.
Robs house backs up to a skateboard park. He has complained so many times that its too noisy that the park has been forced to reduce their open hours and close on Sundays. Are you kidding me? Most kids have weekends and evenings to play- and Rob has basically cut that out. Anyone ever hear of soundproofing fencing? If I were a kid in Woodbury I’d whip my board over his posh ass fence in hopes of beaning him in the dreads.
The New Haven Register states that Rob addressed the issue from the road
“It seems nuts to even have to address this, but I guess I will,” Zombie (does his real name matter) responded on Facebook. “Some really crazy articles have popped up making claims about ‘hating skaters’ and ‘hating children.’ None of this is true and it makes me sick that someone would print such lies.
“There is a simple matter going on in which we are trying to find a solution that will make everybody happy,” he continued from his current road tour. “Unfortunately someone decided to turn it into a whole ugly event. What a bummer.”
Amanda Klimak, who was a driving force behind the creation of the Woodbury Skate Park, stated:
“We petitioned and raised funds for two years to get the skate park built in Woodbury,” Bethlehem resident Ms. Klimak said . “It is now in full operation and the kids are loving it, however, now the hours have been cut significantly to keep a very famous neighbor happy. “What I can’t understand is why instead of spending money on lawyers, he wouldn’t invest money into the skate park, which the town suggested,” she continued. “It would be tax deductible and a great gesture to the kids who have bought his movie tickets and music.”
Fuck you Rob build a fence or pay to relocate it and quit being a bitchy old fuck in a suburban town.