Helen Bach

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Television Lite: May 27th – May 31st, 2013

Those few people that I encounter that are fans of The Wanted, generally are not my demographic. Uptight white suburban girls who enjoy irking their parents seem to be the majority- They’re cute I suppose but musically, Im simply never going to ‘get it’.

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Avril Lavigne, Chock Full of Herself

Today Avril spends more time planning weddings and hanging off arms than any musical rabble rousing. Shes done, but her days were great so lets not discount that. Shes on the chat circuit now and this is where it becomes a bore. When you’re that young and already doing interviews about your ‘glory days’ its sorta sad.

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Pussy Riot's Maria Alyokhina On Hunger Strike

There is nothing wrong with mankind’s ADHD when it comes to injustice. We’re just trying to pay our bills and not kill our bosses to really spend too much time worrying about rebellious entertainers and their antics. I mean c’mon this week we had terror slashings and tornadoes, some freak Russian broad falls of the radar pretty quick.

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Revolt TV, P. Diddys Next Big Thing

How exactly does he intend on making singers more genuine? What the hell is he on about? So basically this is Diddy TV where he and his friends can self pleasure and we can watch. Simple as that. I have a funny feeling theres gonna be a lot of infomercials

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Randy Blythe Words of Wisdom For Us All, "Be Carefully"

I cannot tell you what it is like to look into the eyes of a mother whose son is dead as result of attending a concert by your group, his favorite band. I cannot tell you what it is like to hold her tiny hands as she weeps for her dead boy; to hold those hands in your large hands, the same hands accused of killing her son. I cannot tell you in any words what it’s like to feel that grief for her lost only child

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Ultimate Warped Tour Fan Experience Up For Grabs

All you need to do is rustle up funds for charity in the most flamboyant way. Earn enough and you win big with all proceeds going to the ‘Unite The United” foundation. The Unite the United Foundation is a nonprofit organization, which was launched by Vans Warped Tour founder Kevin Lyman, and donates funds directly to grassroots charities.

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Your Music Stinks

This of course got me thinking about pizza…..and music. Imagine if you will scented CD’s. Now granted we also don’t use CD”s anymore but with the resurgence of vinyl who knows- CD’s can make a comeback and when they do- they should be smell infused!

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She and He On Letterman, "Never Wanted Your Love”

Do you think we will have to endure Zooey at 40 doe eyed and well.. quirky. See there is no other descriptive for her shes a one trick pony. This She and Him thing periodically produces something memorable but for the most part its a rather blase white noise best suited to background music at some Starbucks or organic farmers market.

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Meatloaf And Boobs

First off, Meat is a pretty cool guy. A neighbor here in Connecticut who coaches softball and may even mow his own lawn. He was on Celebrity Apprentice where he showed his insane side, which made me like him a bit

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Led Zeppelin Will Never Ever Get Back Together

David Saltzman was recently on 60 Minutes discussing his ‘Robin Hood Project’, a philanthropic organization that does pretty much what you think it would. The organization holds non profit charities accountable and funds them up the wazoo for their efforts. Cool guy, great story but beneath the regular fodder was a nifty music bit

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Skate and Surf, Greed and Pete Wentz

So what was to be a reasonable crowd at a pretty funky venue will be a mega crap fest that will prove impossible to see the stage and more kids dropping like flys from dehydration than I care to imagine. That’s greed

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Tattoo You

I am inked. Each tattoo has a story (not that I’m always willing to share) but I really love the art and the times they remind me of. I like the discomfort of a tattoo gun and the elation of it being over with

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The Doors Just Never Die, New Website Announced

The never ending love circle is as strong as ever and although Morrison is now nothing more than fairy dust his fans are younger, and more tech savvy than the mutton chopped bell bottom originals. So it seems fitting that the marketing machine keep up with the times.

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God killed Jeff Hanneman Of Slayer

They hate just about everything in the name of the Lord and well I hate just about everything in the name of myself so well- I cant throw stones. These kids threw down a seriously tweet I’m pretty sure about 80%of their 12,982 followers pay attention for WTF of it only and don’t take any of this too seriously

Music Festivals

Wave Another Festival Goodbye, Sound And Fury No More

absolutely love this event for being so brutally honest. Look you filthy kids it costs a mint to put on a shindig so meh, we’re taking the year off. Fabulous. I am very hopeful that they get paired up with a good sponsor to have a 2014. It would be so wrong if organizers so forthright were done for good.

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One Fund, Benefit For Boston

Haven’t the people of Beantown been tortured enough? I mean, look that was a mess. Three dead, lots of injuries but life goes on and that’s the price of living in a democracy.

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Television Lite: May 6th – May 10th, 2013

Television needs to offer up a segment for the underdog. We want to see people that are unfamiliar so we can say we knew them before they made it big. Think of the dollars saved, think of the goodwill careers made! Instead we get the same old people in a different order on a different couch. Oh well, I can dream

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Monkees On Tour- AgainSummer Of 2013

All we need now is a Davy hologram to make it more awful. This is a great example of missed opportunity. A four man Monkees tour would have me screaming like the ‘Beatles just landed, a three man Monkee tour is a meh of an event.

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Madness, "Oui Oui Si Si Ja Ja Da Da", Four Discs Of Fun

Their hits “Our House” and “Baggy Trousers” were a couple videos that were on constant repeat for the music network, when it played music. See MTV had limited videos in its infancy so you would see the same ones over and over each day (and you were happy to do so!), now of course, there are no music videos

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Record Store Day 2013, The Numbers Are In!

Well, a conversation over Twitter with none other than Alternative Press Editor Jason Pettigrew sparked my interest. He had a grocery list poised for the big day, but since he is a die hard record collector I found that curious. What the hell you can buy records any day its not as if they self destruct. But that’s the hype

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Regeneration Tour 2013, Falling Apart At The Seams

Unfortunately the ‘Dont You Want Me Baby” singers The Human League want ‘math’ more than audience. They have pulled out of the tour and now the stage needs a replacement. Already on board are Howard Jones and Andy Bell of Erasure. Yeah, I cant see that filling my lawn let alone a venue of any size.

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Television Lite: April 29th – May 3rd, 2013

The low light of the week is Iggy and The Stooges on Colbert. Steve Colbert is going to eat him alive. We all saw how he interacted with Morrissey so his chat with Iggy should be epic. Oh, and I have lost all respect for Mr Pop since his god awful cameo in the John Varvatos edition of luxury car commercial. How un-punk rock.

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Movie Time! Paul McCartney & Wings’ “Rockshow”

So what a great year to pluck out some concert footage- digitally remaster it, and put it up on the big screen? Now you can walk in to your local theater and pretend you’re there all over again. Remember that movie theaters have phenomenal sound systems these days and with the massive screen and tilt back chairs- why its a luxury show

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Keith Top of the Pops – "Morrissey Will Never Forgive Me", Reviewed

The opening Morrissey voice over (and the closing) are cute and hopefully piss Morrissey off so he goes on a little rant and the lyric about the fain flattening his hair. That’s about it. This is a parody song for Morrissey fans but its just not funny enough to stick. Using song snips is well and good but they’re somewhat random. I wanted to love this- I couldn’t

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