God killed Jeff Hanneman Of Slayer

Well that’s according to my good friends at the Westboro Baptist Church.    As you know by now the guitarist  from the metal and Slayer died very oddly and very suddenly.  It shook the music world to find he died from liver failure brought on not by years of booze and rock and roll but a spider.  A freakin spider.  It is time to fear everything cuz if I spider is going to take me out- then I seriously its all a fluke.

Westboro Baptist Church isn’t a baptist church its a small group of loudmouth rednecks with very strong beliefs and a lot of time on their hands.  I don’t hate them, I don’t care if I’m giving them press when they should be ignored- on the contrary they entertain me.

They hate just about everything in the name of the Lord and well I hate just about everything in the name of myself so well- I cant throw stones.   These kids threw down a seriously tweet I’m pretty sure  about 80%of their 12,982 followers pay attention for WTF of it only and don’t take any of this too seriously. Anyway, there’s really nothing else to say about it, I suppose.  TWBC, will find any event that some call tragic to use as a platform to push their agenda, I say that’s fine with me.

They have been known to line the streets during military funerals protesting that God is killing soldiers because of the corruption of America (wait, take out the God part- make it these solidures are dying because of the corruption on American Government and it actually makes sense).  Am I cutting to close to your beliefs?  Don’t make me toss a spider at you.

Anyway, funny tweet.  Get on with your life.

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