rock nyc

Well, if you’ve stopped throwing up in your mouth, any bets to just how badly this is gonna suck? Anyone at all? Paramore are the Cranberries of power pop, they aren’t bad human beings, they are just bad songwriters.

Expect a 2013 solo tour from one Jimmy Page, a guitarist. Due to Robert Plant’s intransigence, the opportunity for Led Zeppelin to reform came and went with just a lousy live album and video to show for the efforts.

Keys To The City – Spider Bags – Not only does it include the line of the year, “I’ve Been cheating on my girlfriend with my ex-wife”, it is also a true loser anthem to never leaving, not running. Incidentally, as Dan mentioned me, not at all what happened to him.

Filmed in Rida’s home town of Miami the sites are obstructed so it basically could have filmed anywhere. The long boarding kids are fun enough and the roller blade girls all have nice boobs. Flo? He is on roller skates

The multi-millionaire diva is the last person on earth that requires a patron and another $50 million! She just did a massive world tour, has an upcoming album and self-directed documentary on HBO, and will sing at the Superbowl half-time show

This song is from their Tooth and Nail Records release of April 2012 LP ‘Secrets Don’t Make Friends’, releasing a new video of a semi ballad on an album that is nearly a year old is a very questionable career move. There is a great sing along of BFF’s in the basement at the end

I am not saying every 18 year old needs to know what J.P. Morgan is, but surely a guy with all the riches of a Bieber, and all the money, and with banking still in crises mode shouldn’t be so damn. Bieber’s idea of an education is quoting Frank Ocean songs

Pete said that the word “substitute” was a buzzword because Smokey used it in “Tracks Of My Tears” . The line is, “though she may be cute she’s just a substitute” and I love words like that. I was writing about strong words just the other day. The new Taylor Swift song has “ruthless”, and “good and right”. Very strong words.

Bruno has a hit on his hand and the album will follows but I really prefer thinking about the Lumineers and fun. who appears to have just happened out of nowhere.

Three Christmas albums, two Country albums, lots of modern pop. So a not untypical chart to end the year. But only Red will change your lfe. Here’s to a better 2013…

The Autumn Carnival (Anton Newcombe remix) – The Dandy Warhols – Remember when there was that second (or is that fifth) wve of nyc rockers spearheaded by the Strokes? nothing much came of it, it was like our version of Brit Pop. The dandy warhols were a messy pro-rock psychedelic dingum then and this, produced y Mr. Brian Jonstown and sworn enemy of all things Dandyish himself, doesn’t begin to sound good – Grade: C

Visually appealing/interesting artists like Duran Duran and A Flock of Seagulls were crossing over from MTV to radio airplay. Synth pop was pushing guitar bands to the back of the classroom, Tommy Tutone created the best known telephone number in the history of rock ‘n’ roll, while The Clash had (merely) their most commercially successful album release.

So to see this highly touted and not unimpressive folkie in the confines of Bowery Ballroom -you gotta think, right? Might be worth the price of admission? I think so. And it hasn’t sold out by the way. Incidentally, here in lies a question. Why didn’t he follow Ed Sheeran’s lead and do a set at Mercury Lounge, nothing gives you more heat than a first US gig you can’t get a tix to

Crystalline (Omar Souleyman remix) – Bjork – I’m a simple man, you say remix, I say more bass. but it is 2012 and today things can get weird. especially when dealing with Bjork. The rest of bastards leaves me a little whatever, but this Middle eastern flavored rethinking is masterful; – Grade: A

There was the revelation that the 50’s were where I wanted to be. Before the ‘1-2-3-4’ of the scene. Before all the death, foam, blood and vomit. I wanted to live in black and white.

$20 get you on both night and attention must be paid. Amazingly, the owners have gone from being teens to married men wih their label, pretty soon they will be taking their kids!

If Woe is Me is one of the first to be announced I can’t imagine how big this years show is going to be. With the announcement of allegiance to Fuse TV I won’t lie- I’m nervous. Granted as far as music TV goes Fuse is tops, if only because they actually show music.

Coming Up – Paul McCartney – Macca goes disco and does a pretty great job of . He wrote an enormously catchy bass lick and had all the other instruments play it for the backing track, then he added the beat and sang on top of it. Easy peasy – Grade: A

He simply does not give up. A passionate vegetarian who never shuts up and has the stature and protocol to touch some pretty impressive governmental levels

If you can get over Taylor Swift owning a plane big enough to travel from nyc to London, her flying Harry Sykes back home while leaving the rest of the band “stranded” in New York (apparently all flights had been cancelled? Whatever) has her branded the Yoko Ono of 1D.

By law a petition submitted to US Authorities shall have response within thirty days. But this is rock and roll and 105 days later Michael Posner throws us this bone, This guys salary is your tax dollar and he needs an assistant if it takes that long to issue this weak of a response.

I missed “Yes I Do” till I watched the movie, but it is a pretty good facsimile of a Holland-Dossier-Holland by producer OAK. Actually, I missed Cohen, Solange, and FGL on the first coupla spins and only caught up with them later.

Warrior is honor bound to enter the US Top 10 and Red is back at number one -probably because it makes a great stocking stuffer though I gave a copy to Mary Magpie who roundly ignored it. Taylor has sold an astounding 2.2M copies so far and to put this in perspective, five years ago that would have been 5 million.

Sure, I loved the Outkasts, they were awesome the one time I saw em live. But Big Boi has been a little too far out there for me as a solo act so far. Still, I broke my heart I didn’t hear about Saturday’s afternoon gig till it was too late. Bruno Mars? I have gone one for one on songs off the new album, but it is a biggie nevertheless.

Ghost – Cat Cosmai – Blue eyed soul by a big voiced woman doing it old style. The song is killer though the back up singers come on a little Supremes though they could have been brought down a little mix. The bridge is a glorious construction, expanding the verse and leading her on. The voice? The voice is special – Grade: A-