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Americana Music Awards Nominees Announced

The Americana Music Awaqrds are interesting as there are only 7 catagories. The most amazing part of it is that very few if any of these nominees are household names. Do I live in America? American I would presume indicates a more ‘country’ flair– but still…

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Procol Harum's Gary Brooker in Rough Shape

he recently fell in his South African hotel room while on tour and is in serious but stable condition from a fractured skull. A freakin fractured skull!!? At age 67 this is pretty scary stuff. Sadder still that it occurred on his birth date, though reportedly it didn’t occur due to celebration

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Smithereens On Tour

I had this friend in the 80’s who used to confuse The Smiths with Smithereens. She also drank alot of peppermint schnapps from the bottle and would spray her hair with lacquer while smoking in the car- I always thought we would explode with one false ash but it never happened.

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Ace Frehley Summer Tour

Must be odd to be a guitarist playing solo when you’re from an infamous band- who sings? KISS still has a huge fan-atic force and the merchandising never ends. Just as recent as last year there was the Monster Mini Golf experience. KISS has more branding than Coca Cola.

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Patti Smith "Fuji-san"

It has been 8 years since Smith released new material and I don’t think anyone has been chomping at the bit. She is a pillar of NYC village chic days gone by but the days have gone. She really is CBGBs only no one has shut her down.

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Rock Of Ages The Movie

I don’t like that whole ‘rock god’ thing he’s doing and after that jumping on the sofa on Oprah and psycho babble on Scientology he became more of a freak then a star. This film will not have the comedic appeal that ‘Get Him To The Greek’ had

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Gwar's Oderus Urungus Fur Free

PETA2’s latest ad has Urungus suggesting “a bitter doom on those who fuck with our furry friends”—who he says are humans’ “superiors”—and announces GWAR’s new plan for an all-natural alternative to fur: the pubic hair of prison inmates

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All Time Low Part With Interscope Records

Each release is better than the next and their live shows are so ridiculously fun that you never want to go. The banter coupled with the simplistic beats and up beat tunes are intoxicating and energizing. Yet they’re still in tiny clubs playing the same limping band of scene kids

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Streaming Neil Young and Crazy Horse

If you’re stoked about this upcoming ditty you can pop on over to Rolling Stone and stream it for free now. Get your twang on so to speak. What a perfect pairing, the witty vomit of Rolling Stone and the whining ignorance of Neil Young- a win win for all!

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Lana Del Rey Axing Gigs

Anyway, shes tired. After all that fame and dazzle Ms Del Rey is going Lady Gaga and cancelling gigs due to exhaustion. Considering her stoic demeanor I wonder, what’s tired?

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The CBGB Movie?

How the hell can the dude for Avatar be Joey and what gives him the gaul to accept that challenge? I guess it can be considered historic value but really I don’t expect much but a shot at profit. I predict it to tank harder than Water World

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Bringing Sassy Bach: With Your Ears

when the Magpie asked a friend of hers to join us she got a strange texted reply..
‘well no offense and all and I think your mom is really cool, but my parents think shes sorta weird for taking you to all those shows..”

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The Kings Tomb Up For Bids

You dont get the whole funeral shebang though, just the real estate. Kinda cool to be in the same concrete box that the King used before being moved to his Graceland Estate.

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Mercury: An Intimate Biography of Freddie Mercury

To gain a better understanding of Mercury’s early life and his somewhat fraught relationship with his traditional, conservative past Jones traveled to Zanzibar, his birthplace, and India, where he attended boarding school. Jones also provides new insights into the great loves of Mercury’s life-

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Simple Plan and The Human Trafficking Documentary

Really if Simple Plan is going to teach us about human rights, they really have to get creative with their approach and it better be good. I don’t think I’ve seen a more idiotic protest than Lady Gaga’s ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ bullshit. Yeah, its easy to take someone who dresses in cow seriously..

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Lenny Kravitz Hyprocite Shoe Designer?

Splattered with his lyrics of “Let Love Rule”, cute huh? Yeah I’m sure they will look great and guess what!? These shoes are part of Toms “Vegan” shoe line. AWESOME! I love the attention that veganism is getting- even if it is from Toms brand. It’s nice that its actually becoming a smidgen less fringe.

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Pitbull "Back In Time", Reviewed

I understand that Mr. Worldwide is quite lucky with the ladies but I personally just like watching him bust a move. Those of you lucky enough to have caught him on the Today show last Friday got to see the awkward shyness he has that is so contradictory to his audio swagger.

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Television Lite: May 28 – June 2, 2012

Yo, Iman! Check it out, your boy Rufus on the Ellen show!! That should be killer, or not and hey since its a holiday you can actually kick back and watch it! Other than that we got the Kaiser Cheifs (who are awesome) Evanescence (who totally suck) and Lee Brice (who the hell is that?).

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Gotye Painting sells for $15000.

Did you see when Gotye was on Saturday Night Live how the guys did a parody of the painting from the video for “Somebody That I Used To Know”? Now THAT was freakin hilarious. I loved how it showed true fanaticism. Sorta creepy but in a cool way.

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The Rise And Fall Of The Clash, NYC July 5th 2012

I don’t really think I have ever cried watching a preview film trailer before. Yeah, cried. Like that drizzle sort of tear thingy chicks do, I totally just did it just on this couple minutes of splicey footage. I wasn’t crying over how really rough Mick is looking these days…

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Summer of Ska Tour 2012!

This is the perfect start of summer concert to get you dancing and thinking happy thoughts. There is something about ska that just makes it impossible to be angry- no matter what the situation or the lyrics, its so happy and jaunty you just let it go. They should pump ska music in to prisons or something

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Angels and Airwaves "Surrender" Video Review

The difference here is that its wonderful. Im not going to say its ‘amazing’ or ‘awesome’ but it is very pleasing to the ear and harsh contradiction to the frat boy Blink 182 alter ego. Live they are goose bump inspiring recorded they just make good sound,

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Set It Off Cover "Im Not OK(I Promise)"

Unknown bands taking on cover tunes and making some waves. Its a very cool idea if you do it well. Set it Off does it very well. This video actually inspired me to go hear more of their work. Had they not done this cover and not been posted up on a slow news day I may never have given them the time of day..

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Bringin' Sassy Bach: The Specials

The slow thrust beat on this one was a fantastic pull up song. That is- you have your windows down and the ‘tape deck’ full blast so when you pull up to any destination you sound cool. Now its all ghetto crap, 1982 not many13 yr old girls with spiked hair and a nose ring around suburbia, let alone driving a car.

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Googa Mooga’s Starving Fans

Googa Mooga was by far one of the most tweeted and facebooked fests in memory, and not for the great tunes our atmosphere. I dont think they anticiapted such a turn out because food and drink ran out and the lines for public facilties got long

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"The Complete Beat", English Beat Box Set Soon!

If you have not seen this band live find a date and go. This is one group of musicians whose talent just keeps going strong. We saw them last year and I was shocked at how true and powerful their energy is. C’mon aren’t they supposed to be a bunch of geezers? Far from it

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Warped Tour Stage Line Ups!

How I love Warped and how I adore how they stay so cutting edge not only in the bands chosen but in their operating procedures. Warped Tour as a business is one of the best run operations I have encountered. They have it all figured out.

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David Lee Roth Sets The Record Straight…Sorta

There were a boatload of people sad to see Van Halen cancel the duration of their summer tour. All those tailgate plans dashed with the swoop of a pen. After coming back to some rave reviews the hype machine has shows selling out in record time. Van Halen were back and they were killing it on stage.

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All Aboard for Holy Ship!! II

Brought to you by party maniac promotors Hard Events, Cloud 9 Adventures and The Bowery Presents, The 2013 cruise also includes sets from Diplo, A-Trak, Skream & Benga, Busy P, Jack Beats, Zedd, Crookers, 12th Planet, Dillon Francis, Tommy Trash,

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George Jones Hospitalized

George Jones a pillar of the country world has fallen ill a few times lately and it seems this time he a respiratory infection has landed him in the local hospital. He is undergoing testing and evaluation for a lingering upper respiratory infection that has been bothering Jones for nearly two months

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Billboard Music Awards Winners

Billboard served up the glitz like your great great grandmother throwing a tea party with finger sandwiches and white gloves- fun for nostalgics sake but a horrible drag to endure. Don’t believe me? How the hell did Adele win best ‘Alternative Song’?

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Streaming Regina Spektor

Yes, streaming does make you a slave to the internet but lets face it we all are anyway or you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass reading this right now. We are constantly connected wirelessly or wired and so streaming becomes a fabulous offering not unlike free samples at the grocery store.

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"Surf the Musical," Beach Boys Hit Las Vegas

The play will offer audiences “a carefree story of good vibrations set in the nostalgic, happy times of the 1960s Southern California beach community,” according to Surf Productions LLC.”We want to capture the essence of what made the music great,” they said of the production.

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Garbage On Jimmy Fallon

I may not be a big fan of the new LP but I am still a very big fan of Garbage and want them to continue to perform and record. There really arent band out there that offer the same intelligent lyrics delivered with a disturbing edgy quality. I say we hold on to these guys as long as we can.

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