Helen Bach

Well, I don’t think this is going Top 40 anytime soon. I don’t think one non vegan will drop the burger upon hearing it but it is a nice vegan club tune. Meaning its nice to have a ditty about your lifestyle,

Nothing so clean about suing Sony Pictures Entertainment for back royalties on merchandise- and can you imagine how much that would net? Cassidy is heading in for 10 million stating he was shorted decades ago

For a $10. ticket you buy a chance to sit in a recliner on the stage during a Pearl Jam concert as well as get to attend a pre-show meet & greet with Senator Tester and members of the band, as well as have dinner with the senator and Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament

The message is … we pay for a Big Mac, maybe give me some good beef in there. It’s really a political statement we’re making.”

As long as she has the club kids and her ‘monster’ minions I suppose she has a career. She was wise to market herself to the esteem deprived misfits, once they find a hero they don’t let go-

This cover is so horrible that at first I thought it was a joke. When you do your own shoutbacks a song sounds cheap. “its a cruel (its a cruel!)”, for $5.00 you could get some dude off the street to do that for you instead

Yup, a professional demolition crew has painstakingly dismantled the loo and its filthy contents as well as former owner Hilly Krystals desk and the cash register…how fun! Now these artifacts will play center stage in this oh so pathetic film

Devo? Blondie? I mean seriously if you were a good length away and weren’t faced with the brutality of aging this could be the best 80s tour of all time.

From the retro bubblegum ska girl to the elegant woman (with abs of concrete) Stefani has become it is chronicled by the longevity of her band.

The Queers and Agent Orange aboard the cruise ship The Jewel for $25 bucks on August 18th. Neato huh? A punk rock show on a boat? That alone is news worthy.

The not so shabby band City and Color took on the classic “You Are Like a Hurricane” and took the nasal twangy 70s classic and made it…better.

How could he not partake? He is as British as Big Ben and well if I were running this show I would have the ‘legends’ open the ceremonies and the newer bands close it. Why? Cuz it shows hope for the future- Paul is the ghost of rock and roll past.

See, Bryces voice has little definition- he literally sounds like every other white male American. It is the facial expressions and movement that turn this song from talent show goo to an actually interesting song.

So now that all these 40+ year old metal guys have hit their midlife (cuz in their business 45 is middle age) they all think they have ‘it’. Here is a whining dream world video in which the heartfelt lyrics of idiocy are belted out in a tired pathetic manner.

The duck lips pursed (don’t ya just want to kiss him daddy) and enough fuzzy lighting to kill the pain of his aged self cannot masquerade the horrible tune he has decided to use for a come back. I have a theory that if you use the word “rock” in a song, you’re trying to hard

“Forever” was that idiotic viral video of the dancing down the aisle wedding crap that had all the world going ‘awwww’ and me gagging at the hokeyness of it. C’mon people…quit being trash.

After Tupac showed up as a “hologram’ every corpse with a corporation is getting propped up for one last hurrah. Can ya blame them? Its tough to come up with new ideas from an expired product. So lets make digi-king and send him on the road!

How long til this gets banned with that gun bong? This is basically a warped Napoleon Dynamite with foreign words- I love it. Its a mess and her voice is so annoying that I cant help but embrace it

Iggy is a genius, Ginger Baker is legend and together they take a kid tune and make it an oom pa pa slow decent into auditory hell. But why? This crap is coming off of a new album in as tribute to The Black Keys titled “Black on Blues”. Why the fuck do The Black Keys deserve a tribute album

Well then raise your hands if if you have even heard of the band Animals of Leaders- ok those five people can go sit down now. This band has yet to truly ‘make it’ but they are very good (not great) and what is better to do when you’re not so fabulous and you need some press? Get busted

If ‘Hey Jude” could take a sad song and make it better then there is proof that Alex DeLeon can take a bad song and make it worse. I blame the webcam. Everyone shoving their mugs up in the circle and hitting record pretending they sound good

There are a heap of Okies out there in ‘Merca so I say gas up the Ford, take the shotguns off the gun rack hire Aunt Weezie to watch the kids and take your old lady out for a good time of “Sugar Mountain”,

In 1982 he started up The Smiths, in 1988 he opted out for solo and it appears 2014 will be his retirement. He simply acknowledges he is too old for rock and roll. Why on Earth have others not accepted this fact?

The band performed “Our House” and “It Must Be Love” and were outstanding. The old man warble in the vocals was endearing- freakin love these guys and I demand that they tour right now.

Beginning in mid-September, Sheerhan will headlining VH1’s “You Oughta Know Tour’ that showcases new artists Pastparticipatns have been Adele, Bruno Mars, Amy Winehouse and The freakin Fray. Why the hell would anyone want to know The Fray? They’re an abomination

ELO’s Greatest Hits 1986 was a guilty pleasure that I played when my cool friends were too fucked up to notice what was going on in their ears. Starting out with the strain of “You Made a Fool Of Me…” from ‘Evil Woman’ this ‘greatest hits album is nonstop guilty pleasure

For those of you who missed the 70’s there was a time when breakfast cereals contained a 45rpm record embedded in the box. You’d just cut it out at the perforation-and pop it on your close and play. This song would have been perfect on a box of Boo Berry.