Author name: Mahalia Dark

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Must See: Ty Segall At Bowery Ballroom In August

Ty is all over the damn place, you can’t throw a brick without hitting one of the bands he plays for, everyone from Fuzz to Perverts and many times, if you can concentrate hard enough on him, he is pretty damn good but far too often he is as slippery as his songs

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The 40 Year Old Virgin (Records)

Virgin Records is where it all started for Virgin and 40 years later it’s great to see we are still being innovative. This exciting series of events is the perfect way to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Virgin Records and the artists, from Mike Oldfield to Emeli Sandé, who continue to disrupt the status quo

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Liam Gallagher Annoys the Stone Roses

The Stone Roses are a legendary Madchester dance band, the sound of ecstasy with a rock and roll back beat and the 1990s game changer who, in the UK, pulled the country out of the 1970s more thoroughly than grunge ever did. Liam is a nob.

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Motown Pasted

From movies to commercials, hip hop samples to cover songs, wedding singers to Karoake bars, Marvin and Motown is part of our lives.

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Quincy Jones To Produce New Pep Album?

The EP is a humdinger and the band is making their stage debut at Brooklyn’s Cameo in May. Among the people who are not confirmed to be making an appearance is one Sean Connery, who hs been sharing his 80th birthday with Jones and might well show up if Jones is there.

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Was Anne Frank A Belieber?

What Bieber has done, is take Frank from the history books, from the Sainthood and martrydom, and reimagined her as a Bieber fan. That’s what should be done, that’s how you keep memories alive.

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Pop Stars Who Found God

I was walking one day, just doing my rock and roll thing making millions of bucks, you know success and everything, addicted to drugs and then the next day I had Revelation of Christ and I was like, everything changes right now!

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Kid Rock And The $20 Ticket

I forgive him his Romney endorsement even though I haven’t forgiven Springsteen his Obama endorsement. This is capitalism with a conscious, capital that appreciates that you can price yourself out of the business with $150 tickets for mid-level seating.

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Stop Picking On Justin Bieber

There is a danger and a stupidity to what the press is doing to Justin Bieber. He doesn’t have to be a nice guy, he doesn’t have to be humble, if the worst you’ve got is Justin smoking a joint, go away and leave him alone. Go pick on someone your own size.

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The Infinite Regression Of Rock Stars

This is a form of infinite regression and an aphorism, people lose their faculties as they decay and degrade on the way to death. We are all the same. We are all turning and turning and getting worse and getting worse

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Is Dave Gahan A Whining Minnie?

Gaham could be the living embodiment of a A Just Say No ad. He is to heroine what the fat old bag in the “Smoking Is Glamorous” is to tobacco. He should have a sign around his head reading “just because you shoot up smack does not mean you’re Miles Davis.”

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John Mayer and Lil Wayne To Tour (er, Not Together)

I saw Mayer play with Hova a coupla years ago and he was the best thing about the gig and Weez… he has gotta come up with the goods. But I am not a big fan of either performer. Dunno why. Weezy is too weird and mayer is too sleazy and both are absolutely terrible when it comes to ballads.

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Beyonce's "Bow Down" and "I Been On" Reviewed

“I Be On” is weird BEYond belief and I wonder how or even if it will fill up the gaps on her next open. “Bow Down” is awesome and it is as simple as that. This time they trick out her voice like a chipmunk before Beyonce takes on the haters everywhere

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Carole King Musical To Broadway

the news that Broadway is planning a Carole King musical makes you think the following: 1. The score? Not a problem,. we’ve got it covered, could easily give “Jersey Boys” and that “Motown” one a run for their money. 2. The Book? Not so fast…

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Winner And Loser Week Of March 11th, 2013: Billie Joe Armstrong And

Winner – Billie Joe Armstrong – After derailing his career with a killer alcohol addiction and interrupting a tour to support three (count em) albums last year, Billie Joe and Green Day are back with a a great live show and a new temperate viewpoint. Tough to admit you have a problem and tougher still to fix it, his Rolling Stone interview was on this side of harrowing and the news he is sober is a good one for fans like me!

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Scarlett Johanssen Forms All Girl Band

Try as we may we can’t stop Scarlett from doing what she should be doing, acting in movies which feature her in skin tight superhero costumes and dating ridiculously handsome men just to rub our nose in the we take these truths to be self-evident impossibility of even an averagely gorgeous guy will never get within a million miles of her.

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The 20 Best Things About Music In nyc

Ludlow Street – Julian Casablancas wrote a song about it and why not? It is the Red Light District of rock and roll, a Street so cool there must be 30 bands a night you can check out while you go on the pub crawl rock and roll of a life time.

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The Worst Tempered Men In Rock N Roll (UK Edition)

According to Gigwise these are the ten grumpiest men in rock and roll UK division (mostly, though I doubt you can perform one of these types of lists without including Lou Reed) and what do they all have in common? More money than brains? A disproportionate sense of self worth? All of the above????

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Happy St. Morrissey Day

You can send it to the Zooey lookalike of your dreams with a note, maybe a heart being burnt to a cinder in a car wreck and not a word, not glance. You can walk by them in the school gym and smile to yourself safe in the knowledge that nothing is revealed…

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What Time Does The Band Go On?

They have a captive audience and the Clubs and Arenas can ply them with overpriced alcohol and tee-shirts. Everybody knows Pianos, Arlene Grocery, all those clubs, make their money at the bar and not from the door. The longer you are there, the more they make.

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LiveNation And Rolling Stone Get Together To Con You…

Why am I being conned into doing business with Jann Wenner? Why should I have to cancell anyuthing? This is horrible and disrespectful to LiveNation’s clients, doesn’t the company make enough money without hoodwinking customers iinto subscribing to a magazine they have expressed ZERO interest in?

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Mozart In Pictures!

I am sure that whether you listen to classical music or not, you’ve heard a lot of his compositions in much the same way that whether you have read Shakespeare or not you know a lot of his plays. And so, like me, have a certain fascination with this harbinger of so much to do with being famous even without mentioning his music.

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Must See: The Killers At Barclay Center In May, 2013

The Killers are playing a Saturday night gig, may 18th, at Barclay center and I am gonna check it out. I don’t expect much but I expect something and the Killers are a band I feel as though I misunderstand on record.I think they have a secret and I will only be able to unlock it on stage

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Gigwise Best First Albums… And Ours!!

I think I missed the entire Killers infatuation. At the time, I thought “Mr. Brightside” was cute enough; a sorta novelty song for losers. But I didn’t much attention to the rest of the album. So imagine my surprise upon discovering they were a Mormon U2

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