Helen Bach

The cool thing about online communities is the amount of weirdo’s it can attract. I imagine this one to be a real humdinger. Not only is it the original fan but it’s there kid and maybe even their grandkid an intergenerational festival of Floyd.

Rob Zombie is a gnarly old guy who is quite simply a genius. He has been riding the ‘horror circuit’ for years now and is absolutely brilliant at his art. He’s no spring chicken but he shows no falter when on stage. He is boundless energy- boundless.

Mick Jones in that idiotic jumpsuit, Paul…being Paul and no Topper.. instead a Terry Chimes/Tory Grimes fill in of a fella…and Joe. Joe in freshly shaved Mohawk looking so fresh faced that its hard to think such power could come from mug

Lets zip to Perth Australia where Axl whips the wireless microphone into the crowd knocking out a guys teeth. Nice one! One Darren Wright took it in the chops and now, it’s time for the law teams to get their groove on.

The cosmetic industry is one of the cruelest of all as it does repeated testings that would make you puke up a lung- notice I said repeated. Decades of the same torturous tests with the same result- just so your lips will be the perfect shade of pink.

I honestly respect his acknowledgement of ‘past prime’. So many artists will trudge themselves up on a stage a shell of their former greatness that for Seger to say 70 is the cap, is wonderful

The band tried to reform a couple times and Peter Murphy has always incorporated Bauhaus into his solo sets, but the “Mr Moonlight Tour’ will be 100% Bauhaus material. Does this mean we get no live ‘Cuts You Up’?

Rolling Stone announced it so it must be true…right? Billboard reported that the band will play “fewer than 20” arena dates in North America, with Australian promoter Paul Dainty and Virgin music promoting the tour.

I have been to many events where parents use their kids as ‘cute pawns’ for attention from rockers. Even Morrissey was face to face with an 11 year old boy who instantly became prey to the crowd. Kids have the ‘awww’ factor, to some.

In honor of the event many artists will offer up unique recordings or special offers. Record companies get involved as well. Last year we scored some fabulous vinyl from The Clash- I personally only liked it for the cover art. I want this poster though, its pretty cool and rumor has it the photo was taken in New England right before “Are You Experienced” was released in 1967

3OH!3 were the sound of 2008, approximately. I remember going to see them at Toads Place in New Haven, CT- I have never seen performers move faster. I don’t know what was in their RedBull but they were fired up to the point of it being impossible to take a photograph. They appeared as streaks

Rockers are responsible (more than I am) Randy Blythe facing the music with such grace is pretty damn impressive. There was never public drama, he took it like a man and it was inspiring.

Well then, how will the marketing folks at Voli handle this one? Funny? Yeah of course but as a spokesman do you really want ‘pussy juice’ on the bottle of the product that creates your paycheck?

Ted Nugent isn’t exactly the coolest guy in town. He has to be one of the most repulsive humans I have yet to read about. I am unsure about his fans but considering most fans are more psychotic than their idols.. its pretty scary.

During foie gras production, huge amounts of grain are pumped into the stomachs of geese through metal pipes, which are rammed down their throats several times a day. Their distended livers ‘ which can swell to up to 10 times their normal size

The last thing this world needs is a rock God behaving like a human. We need more psycho Rick James stuff. But Prince lived through some normalcy and meh… But this… this is Prince. There is nothing ‘average’ about him.

None of the above issues are, of course, as important as Jimmy Kimmel himself, who has finally revealed his show to have an overwhelming loss of meaning. Tune in and relive the intellectual fog of the 1950s.

I love the idea of the rock and roll camp its just the smarmy sales pitch the site offers that I find offensive. it really is a fanatics dream come true or a corporate fun time- but I question Beck and Wilson.. WHY? I’d like to think they both find it amusing more than anything else.

There is nothing new, there is nothing cutting edge and there is nothing at all cool about it- other than the name of the artists involved. Oh, and there will be a tour as well.

But this song is so ridiculous that I cant help but love it. Which is the magic of Pitbull. I find him so hilarious that I adore him. I don’t even know what hes talking about half the time.

“One of the cool things about coming back was that we decided everyone has to be in on every idea, or else it’s out. We did ten songs [for the album], maybe there will be eleven songs on there,”

This cruise though, its pretty interesting. I really admire the cost. Starting at just $599. its not a massive rip off as some others are and the Florida to Bahamas itinerary is solid.

It looks great in a very dark way. Let’s face it we would all love to turn back the clock to our glory days, we just can’t. I have decided to support Adam and his pursuit of happiness, after all he brought a heap of joy to a lot of folks- so let’s give it back to him now.

The Staples Center will also donate a portion of the ticket sales to PETA. How on Earth did this guy pull this off? Considering he is now officially the king of cancelation its a wonder any of his shows don’t come with a clause, let alone be granted concessions.

Last year we took part in Record Store Day, it was pretty fab scoring some freshly pressed albums and some rarities as well. I’m not much of an audiophile and I was around when disc spun so its not that big of a deal ha ha but the kids- they love it.

The idea is you would get a ridiculous amount of free albums (this ad was for 9 free- but there were offers that went as high as 11) if you would promise to buy more in the future for a low low price and shipping and handling.