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Television Lite; May 19th – May 23rd, 2014

face of botox, heart of glass

face of botox, heart of glass

We Are Scientist the giant babies who cried cuz Morrissey had issue with sound bleed at the Santa Ana Observatory show gained enough fame to show up on Letterman this week–don’t watch.  Don’t support their whining babble.  Conor Oberst shows up on Fallon to make the middle class kids cry that their lives are so tough  and Debbie Harry shows up to tell us that with enough plastic surgery and a endless wardrobe budget you can rock this town well into your 60s.

Those are some examples of what the networks think you want to see this week… the rest is below.

Monday, May 19

David LettermanJack HannaStephen Malkmus & the Jicks
Jimmy FallonLiam Neeson, Terry Crews, Conor Oberst
Jimmy KimmelGeorge Stephanopoulos, Andi Dorman
Craig FergusonRegis PhilbinJamestown Revival
Seth MeyersPatrick Stewart, Adam Duritz, Counting Crows
Chelsea Lately: Evan Peters, Ron Funches, Sarah Tiana, Brad Wollack
Conan O’BrienEric StonestreetRick Reillythe Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger
Watch What Happens LiveSara BareillesRicky Martin
Kelly & MichaelJennifer Lopez, Andi Dorfman, Blondie
Ellen DeGeneresAdam SandlerDrew BarrymoreKevin Nealon, Terry Crews, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Sia

Tuesday, May 20

David Letterman: Kid scientists, Sarah SilvermanWe Are Scientists
Jimmy FallonCharlize TheronJosh Hartnett
Jimmy KimmelJohnny KnoxvilleDave Salmoni
Craig FergusonTerry Bradshaw, Jessica McNamee
Seth MeyersJames McAvoy, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Kumail Nanjiani
Chelsea LatelyJoel McHaleMichael YoBobby LeeJo Koy
Conan O’Brien: Steven Ho, Mike Recine
Watch What Happens Live: Heather Thomson, Terry Crews
Kelly & MichaelCharlize TheronJosh Hartnett
Ellen DeGeneresHalle BerryTim McGraw

Wednesday, May 21

Jimmy KimmelAdam SandlerElle FanningLykke Li
Craig FergusonJeff Foxworthy, the Colourist
Seth MeyersJennifer LawrenceAlan Cumming, Little Daylight
Chelsea LatelyCharlize TheronChris FranjolaHeather McDonaldJosh Wolf
Conan O’BrienNorm MacdonaldLupita Nyong’oVeruca Salt
Watch What Happens LiveToni Braxton, Ian Ziering
Kelly & MichaelHugh Jackman, the “Dancing With The Stars” winners and runners-up
Ellen DeGeneresCharlize TheronSeth MacFarlaneColdplay

Thursday, May 22

Jimmy KimmelMagic JohnsonT.J. MillerLittle Dragon
Craig FergusonTom Lennon, Bob Oshack, 2Cellos
Chelsea LatelyDrew BarrymoreAdam Sandler, Jeff Wild, Arden Myrin, Julian McCullough
Conan O’BrienJennifer Nettles
Watch What Happens LiveLea Michele, Debbie Harry
Kelly & MichaelPatrick StewartChris O’Dowd, the winner of “The Voice”
Ellen DeGeneresJim Parsons, Sasha Alexander

Friday, May 23

Craig FergusonJon FavreauCarrie Keagan
Chelsea LatelyEdie Falco, Dustin Ybarra, Jen KirkmanRyan Stout (R 5/15/14)
Kelly & MichaelJennifer LawrencePhillip Phillips
Ellen DeGeneresDiane KeatonTaylor Kitsch

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