Television Lite; May 19th – May 23rd, 2014
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We Are Scientist the giant babies who cried cuz Morrissey had issue with sound bleed at the Santa Ana Observatory show gained enough fame to show up on Letterman this week–don’t watch. Don’t support their whining babble. Conor Oberst shows up on Fallon to make the middle class kids cry that their lives are so tough and Debbie Harry shows up to tell us that with enough plastic surgery and a endless wardrobe budget you can rock this town well into your 60s.
Those are some examples of what the networks think you want to see this week… the rest is below.
David Letterman: Jack Hanna, Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks
Jimmy Fallon: Liam Neeson, Terry Crews, Conor Oberst
Jimmy Kimmel: George Stephanopoulos, Andi Dorman
Craig Ferguson: Regis Philbin, Jamestown Revival
Seth Meyers: Patrick Stewart, Adam Duritz, Counting Crows
Chelsea Lately: Evan Peters, Ron Funches, Sarah Tiana, Brad Wollack
Conan O’Brien: Eric Stonestreet, Rick Reilly, the Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger
Watch What Happens Live: Sara Bareilles, Ricky Martin
Kelly & Michael: Jennifer Lopez, Andi Dorfman, Blondie
Ellen DeGeneres: Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Kevin Nealon, Terry Crews, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Sia
David Letterman: Kid scientists, Sarah Silverman, We Are Scientists
Jimmy Fallon: Charlize Theron, Josh Hartnett
Jimmy Kimmel: Johnny Knoxville, Dave Salmoni
Craig Ferguson: Terry Bradshaw, Jessica McNamee
Seth Meyers: James McAvoy, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Kumail Nanjiani
Chelsea Lately: Joel McHale, Michael Yo, Bobby Lee, Jo Koy
Conan O’Brien: Steven Ho, Mike Recine
Watch What Happens Live: Heather Thomson, Terry Crews
Kelly & Michael: Charlize Theron, Josh Hartnett
Ellen DeGeneres: Halle Berry, Tim McGraw
Jimmy Kimmel: Adam Sandler, Elle Fanning, Lykke Li
Craig Ferguson: Jeff Foxworthy, the Colourist
Seth Meyers: Jennifer Lawrence, Alan Cumming, Little Daylight
Chelsea Lately: Charlize Theron, Chris Franjola, Heather McDonald, Josh Wolf
Conan O’Brien: Norm Macdonald, Lupita Nyong’o, Veruca Salt
Watch What Happens Live: Toni Braxton, Ian Ziering
Kelly & Michael: Hugh Jackman, the “Dancing With The Stars” winners and runners-up
Ellen DeGeneres: Charlize Theron, Seth MacFarlane, Coldplay
Jimmy Kimmel: Magic Johnson, T.J. Miller, Little Dragon
Craig Ferguson: Tom Lennon, Bob Oshack, 2Cellos
Chelsea Lately: Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, Jeff Wild, Arden Myrin, Julian McCullough
Conan O’Brien: Jennifer Nettles
Watch What Happens Live: Lea Michele, Debbie Harry
Kelly & Michael: Patrick Stewart, Chris O’Dowd, the winner of “The Voice”
Ellen DeGeneres: Jim Parsons, Sasha Alexander
Craig Ferguson: Jon Favreau, Carrie Keagan
Chelsea Lately: Edie Falco, Dustin Ybarra, Jen Kirkman, Ryan Stout (R 5/15/14)
Kelly & Michael: Jennifer Lawrence, Phillip Phillips
Ellen DeGeneres: Diane Keaton, Taylor Kitsch
