Holidays

Happy St. Morrissey Day

By Mahalia Dark | February 15, 2013

You can send it to the Zooey lookalike of your dreams with a note, maybe a heart being burnt to a cinder in a car wreck and not a word, not glance. You can walk by them in the school gym and smile to yourself safe in the knowledge that nothing is revealed…

Love Has No Pride: A Valentines Day Review

By Iman Lababedi | February 14, 2013

At your very bottom you will understand more clearly what you are capable of, the person you are under the person you are. “Love has No Pride” is masochistic, love as self-abuse, love as the horror where life is completely closed in

In Honor Of Hanukkah… Jewish Pop Stars For All…

By Iman Lababedi | December 10, 2012

In honor of Hanukkah, rock nyc is honored to rape and pillage Billboard to bring you their exclusive countdown of Jewish pop stars… no don’t thank us, part of your all service rock nyc: People ask uswhy we keep on posting when nobody likes us… we do it for you!”

Owl Stretching "Fuck You It's Christmas"

By Helen Bach | November 23, 2012

Christmas songs can be cliché’ and so help me God when Mariah Carey gets a hold of one its ear torture.
Rarely do we get a song that is rather funny and irreverent that isn’t annoying. This is it.

Craig Mabbitt "Making Christmas", Reviewed

By Helen Bach | December 25, 2011

Craig Mabbits amazingly sinister tone take this one step further into the dark side. The haunting background chant isn’t credited either.. It’s a shame since this song is done so very well.