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In Honor Of Hanukkah… Jewish Pop Stars For All…

In honor of Hanukkah, rock nyc is proud to rape and pillage Billboard to bring you their exclusive countdown of Jewish pop stars… no don't thank us, part of your all service rock nyc: People ask us why we keep on posting when nobody likes us… we do it for you!"

David Guetta – Biggest DJ in the world!

Lenny Kravitz – Half Jewish, the half that can't write r&b 

Mark Knopfler – Yeah, I was surprised myself

Lesley Gore – Ooooh, a lesbian and a Jew, I bet Julie Burchill loves her!

Drake – Sure, we knew that, he said he played a Bar Mitzvah on "Over My Dead Body"

Susanna Hoffs – Actually, she looks like this Syrian Jew I dated for like ten minutes in the late 1970s. Can't remember her name.

Herb Alpert – This one I didn't know…

Pink – PINK????? Oy Vey

Billy Joel – I kinda shoulda known that right? I dunno why I thought he was Italian!!!

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