Foxwoods Casino Hosts Rock ’N’ Roll Fantasy Camp October 16 – 19th, 2014

Roger Why?
Roger Why?

I have been writing about this odd event for 5 years now.  Middle aged yahoo’s with a dream of being a rock star get to call in babysitters and use accrued vacation time at the office to get crazy for a couple grand- for a couple days.

Now I am all for living the dream and I am not even doubting the healing properties of pretending to be Madonna but for some reason this entire concept cracks me up.  Its not like a survival or a spa like experience- you pretend to be something you will never be for a week- and you pay up for it.

I think that the Camp should send me to experience it- go on invite me in cuz this year its happening at Foxwoods right here in my little Nutmeg State.

For six grand you can take classes and have lunch and elbow with other people who hate their suburban nightmare lives and wish they were in Poison.

Wait youll catch a glimpse of some notables including Roger Daltry but if you think you’ll meet him you’re out of your mind- no way.

Instead you get ‘counselors’ who have been on tour with the likes of  The Eagles, what they did on those tours is not mentioned.  Did I mention you have to book your own hotel room?  Not included in your package nor is the ‘paparazzi’ for $500 you can have some dude follow you around taking picture.  You should be ashamed of yourself but imagine how fun it will be to tell the guys back at the insurance company about your big week!

What to Expect shows you how odd this expensive adventure is

 

  • You will be placed in a band with fellow campers and a Rock Star counselor
  • You will attend master classes, Q&A sessions
  • Jam with Roger Daltrey and our Rock Star counselors
  • Per your request, you will be contacted by our Music Coordinator to discuss your musical preferences and abilities in order to customize your experience
  • Write and Record an original song
  • Participate in TWO live performances Foxwoods Resort Casino including one performance at Fox Theater!
  • Have an experience of a lifetime
  • All instruments and backline provided. Use ours or bring your own.
  • Daily lunches
  • All experience levels welcome

Yep…six grand.

Connecticut, you got the good one though, coulda got the Bret Michaels edition. Go here

 

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