Author name: Helen Bach

“Warning Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery” while listening, some drowsiness may occur…

She’s sorta spooky in a sexy way.

What saddens me is that “500 Miles” got all the buzz but “Im on My Way” is way better. Uh huh uhHUH..

Who cares about the non fiction?

“Jesus was alright, but his disciples were thick and ordinary”

Rather than watch some kid do it and think, “how fun I wish I could’…. go freakin dance down the street.

Saw their mugs too many times in the tabloids and labeled them poser trash and got on with my life.

We should have thrown him a surprise birthday party!

Ki Yi Yippee Ay Ai…. you long hairs youre gonna die

See this is what we need guys, way cool 80’s hit-sters who grow up and behave accordingly

Sex Pistols: A promotional poster for the single ‘God Save The Queen’,1977,
featuring Jamie Reid artwork/ design, Virgin, 27¼ x 39 inches-$800 to 1,000

Here now listen up kids if you don’t know Bowie and you pretend to be ‘into’ music you’re a big fat poser.

I don’t have to go see Bad Religion for a dose of FYS!!

I hated La Vida Velveeta or whatever it was called

we dont consider Jack obscure but mainstream America does.

The basic Who What Where When How cant be answered. Maybe I’ll follow up on this… maybe not.

The annual net loss through Dec. 31 hit $228 million, or $1.39 per share, from $60 million, or 73 cents per share, a year ago

Squeeze has to be one of the coolest bands of all and today is the bands semi sorta anniversary.

I’m not sure how he pulls this off but his philanthropic attitude is a lesson to all.

Sorta sums up the world of pop music right there doesnt it

Seems a big trend is robbing bands and with our own Woody Fuller on the road with Shinobi Ninja this hits a little too close to home.

A load of crap that will have the high brows oozing with praise.

Get well Jonny, so I can get back to insulting you and your mullet

On February 25 George Harrison would have celebrated his 68th birthday.

American Idol sucks. For some reason they keep trudging along like a past prime lounge act.

I dont think the kids are gonna party hardy with their pops.

‘Fuck it, we can keep going on and on and on and on.’ But that’s the more unrealistic side. One has to acknowledge the passing of the years.”

My only hope on this is it never makes it to production. This is going to tank harder that Waterworld and Xanadu combined.

I, uh… its terrible.

I’m pretty sure half of the lyrics I love most, have a totally different meaning to their author and other listeners. That’s OK though, that’s the beauty of art.

Don’t mess with a uterus.

Whos laughing now? So many haters had so much to say.

Of course, the exhibit is in London so forget seeing it if youre not there

Out of the handful of women in music I can tolerate Exene is right on up at the tippy top.

Why its like Me First and The Gimme Gimme’s are cool fairies. Dusting those songs in need. We should be grateful.

We need you– The Muppets need you. Dont go.

Mr Davies should seek a proper doctor to remedy this, its been far too long.

The point was of this music is to get you revved up, sort of rally the troops.

Thats my last Justin Beiber post by the way

Who the heck is Paul Biver?

Check your local listings….

there are cupcakes and transvestites

Its been a week, call it a hiatus

Id kill for a Monkees t-shrit.

Man Overboard yet another amazing New Jersey band (wtf is in the water there?)

Remember these?!  Good Ol’ Jukeboxes.  For pocket change you could hear a song or two.  The drawback?  You had to

Adele? Finally got it

I am sure of one thing, you won’t be able to believe one word of Rolling Stones review. It will be useless

Opening acts depend on the tour date. You could get Sevendust or Three Days Grace. Either of those would have me chugging down a bottle of Draino.

I cant help but wonder where all the We <3 The Prez songs are...