I predict that by 2017 the US will be so stoned we wont give a crap bout the economy, crime or injustice. Instead we will be going through routines chill and happily hazed.
As states begin to legalize cannabis the cliche jokes and statements should lessen and become less annoying, perhaps soon the clock will hit 4:20 and someone wont be yelling ‘blaze it’. That’d be cool.
Anyway, times are tough in the symphony racket. The long hairs aren’t around anymore and the hoi paloi are now listening to Beyonce so whats a string section to do? Bring out the weed! Colorado steps up with the first best idea “Classically Cannabis: The High Note Series” will boost its audience as it struggles with dwindling attendance and shrinking budgets.
“The cannabis industry obviously opens the door even further to a younger, more diverse audience,” symphony CEO Jerome Kern told The Associated Press. In return for sponsorship, marijuana-related companies get “the legitimacy of being associated with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra.” he said.
Richard Yost a Vermont captain of industry (he grows sod and sells weed seeds) hopes to advertise with the COO. “You can be intelligent and savvy and enjoy cannabis as well,” said Yost, adding that he plays Mozart while he works on business plans. How impressive (yeah sarcasm)
52 percent of Coloradans think marijuana legalization has been beneficial, and 67 percent disagree with the sentiment that it has eroded the moral fiber of people in the state. 100% of me could care less either way and if people would quit going on and on about it most people would just get over it as a social issue. I just hate the smell- so dont suck that shit near me it gives me a headache.
Personally I suggest prostitution events. You can hire a whore and escort services could advertise and hell its just sex right? As we crash through the barriers of ‘puritanical ideals’ I think we should open up all of them to daily routine. Sex and Strings..yeah that’d work.
