I stole this off Popdust here so if you wanna see the original go there but if you wanna stay here, I’ve simplified it and sneered at all the right places just for you. Plus, in my world young Tay tay can do no wrong so, guess what? It’s all everyone elses fault. Oh and I graded em because that’s what we do.
1. Katy Perry – They both dated walking STF John Mayer so, yeah. Apparently Tay didses her in a new song – A
2. Carrie Underwood – got pissed when Tay won the artist of the year a coupla years ago Tay didn’t respond – B-
3. Wimona Judd – ANother CMA another dis, Judd said in an interview Tay didn’t deserve the artist of the year 2009, I mean, she only sold more than everybody else combined – B
4. Jessica Hart – Claimed Taylor fit as a Victoria Secrets model – B+
5. Kanye West – The greatest of them all, a legendary diss, but ya thunk maybe the girl is an innocent bystander? – A+
6. Miley Cyrus – An E! writer called Taylor a slut when compared to Miley and Miley retweeted it – B+
7. Tina Fey And Amy Poehler – Warned her to stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son at the Golden Globe Awards – B
8. Michael J. Fox – “[Taylor] writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career … I wouldn’t even know who she was.” – B-
9. Lorde – She said Tay was too perfect and then apologized – D
10. Rihanna – Didn’t find it cute that Tay was singing along to every song at the VMAs… to be honest, that really drives me crazy at concerts – B
11. Harry Styles – She drove harry crazy and nearly made the band directionless – A
12. Jennifer Lopez – This is a lameo, apparently J Lo thre a diva fit at a Tay Lo gig, but they’ve been seen making nice since then so… – C-
13. Vicki Kennedy – Though maybe all of the Kennedy’s, right? – B+
14. John Mayer – Really? Mayer? A little obvious here folks – A
15. Justin Bieber – Popdust claim “All Bad” was written about tay!
16. Selena Gomez – TS wasn’t happy SG got back with JB – B