Jeff Young is ex Megadeath guitarist and Sherri Klein must have some credentials other than the size of her hair but I cant be bothered to search it out after having sat through this. You can blame SXSW for this one, the startling lack of music happening other than Tyler The Creator going all punk rock has forced me into the bowels of the internet for something to entertain you with.
Instead I have decided to torture you with this piece of shit tune that is so bad that muting the video didn’t lessen the pain. I always try to find one positive- Sherri Klein is wearing great shoes. That’s it. From the pathetic ass rock arms up dance (are they fucking glued to the stools?) to the idiotic ‘jam’ expressions on Young all we can do is hope the patrons of this dive bar can live normal lives without PTSD. A seven minute butchering of a rock n and roll classic.
From the quasi bluesy attempt at vocals to the off bongo (what the hell song is he playing too) this is proof positive that some people should not be offered microphones no matter what. There are more covers, there is an album coming and a video series of this sort of shit only they stand up.
There are very few times when I am so repulsed that I physically wince at the sound- but this is in my top 5 worse sounds of my life. Not just songs but sounds- out of every horrific sound I have heard in my life, from people screaming in horror to crashing metal, to nails on chalkboard this version of “Bennie and The Jets’ trumps it all. It is an abomination and should come with a mental health warning. For your own good I ask that you mute this and slowly lift the volume, or you could well poor battery acid in your ears to deaden the pain.
Less push, More flow
350 rock critics, wannabe rock critics, or people with OCD
a new Tupac Shakur exhibit opening downtown LA
a pop LP that isn’t popular is a question mark…
her mama don’t like you and she likes everyone…
the riffs have never been so heavy
I bet Sub Pop were overjoyed as well
“begs you not to sit in the difficult moments”
the names aren’t as eye popping for music