Life is Like a Box of Moby : You Never Know What Youre Going To Get

Moby is my vegan brethren.  I cant really hate on him too much.  Like many others in our weirdo circle he is prone to bouts of extremism.  In Moby’s case its extremely sucks or extremely brilliant.  Case studies?  “Southside” with Gwen, brilliant.  “We Are All Made Of Stars” suckage.  No real in between and really Play was the best he ever did.

Well its time again, new Moby!  So whats it going to be? The mystery fruit center that tastes like toothpaste or something yummy and wonderful?  We don’t know.  Its based on his soy consumption.  Heaven knows Im at my best with a good tempeh spinach saute on the plate.

The new album “Destroyed” will be out on May 17.  Wait though, dont get all yippy ey ok kay ay..heres the official statement.

“To celebrate the new album and his ninth studio LP, Moby is making a free digital EP available featuring three songs from Destroyed. Additionally, Moby also directed three short films to accompany each track. Visit moby.com to download and view the videos. Destroyed takes us behind the scenes on an international journey with Moby, introducing us to the strange and disconcerting life of touring that is often not exposed; the time spent isolated in anonymous, mundane spaces like hotel rooms, airports, and backstage waiting areas.

“These experiences are juxtaposed with moments and places of intense beauty in the world and the excitement and connection with audiences. From the absurdly empty to the absurdly full, Moby captures the universal situation that so many musicians and artists undergo living nomadic lives. The combination of the album and book of photography, created while touring, provides an intimate look at Moby’s world and his creative process.”

I think its going to be an artsy hot mess. Maybe we can score one good song out of it.  Moby has cool teeth too, peek at them some time.. weird? Yeah, but theyre flat.  Just a fun fact.

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