Who allowed the odd Jack White to procreate? This came as a surprise to me, I had no idea. Can you imaging Jack as dad? Thirty six years old is surely old enough but I suppose I was more shocked they had never been mentioned.
Jack has two kids. Scarlett, age 5, and Henry age 4. Who cares, right? Well they have started a band called Coke. Yes, a band.
"They're little vaudeville kids. They've been onstage for school plays and stuff, and they're not nervous at all."
He went on to add: "You can see in Henry's eyes that he really watches the creation of things. And Scarlett is very much a producer – she likes to tell how it's going to happen. We were messing around a couple of weeks ago, and she was like, 'I'm hearing two pianos…'"
However, he insisted they weren't named after the fizzy beverage, claiming: "They've never had a Coke. I think they just liked the syllable."
They like the syllable? Perhaps he should allow the public to think they're named for Coca-Cola, the alternative is not going to shine well in the press.
There isn't much detail on what exactly Coke is doing. I presume they are a playroom band with Fischer Price instruments, and I pray we never have to see the home movies.