Beyonce has a Tumblr? Apparently so, the Iam.beyonce.com was introduced by the pop diva herself:
‘I am. This is my life, today, over the years – through my eyes. My family, my travels, my love. This is where I share with you. This will continue to grow as I do. Love Beyonce.’
And effectively, if you click on the ‘I AM’ section, you get the full collection! More Beyonce pictures than you can handle, Beyonce in every single outfit she has ever worn, Beyonce on a yatch, on the beach (a lot of pictures on the beach, she has a good life!), Beyonce in bikini, in nightdress, Beyonce with family, with Jay-Z, Beyonce in nice locations around the world… I mean if you look at this you may think her whole life is an endless vacation under the sun, and may be it is!
There is something a little off about the whole thing, she is a performer, a singer, a dancer, but why is she willing to post all these personal pictures? Some artists are very private about their lives, she isn’t, but this abundant display seems just to be there to say, look at my fab body and how happy I am on the beach with my wonderful family in these fantastic exotic locations!
Then there is the Beyhive section, which is simply ridiculous, as she pretends to be the Queen Bee to his Beys/bees fans:
‘Deep inside the beyhive lives (sic) numerous beys. Some come in swarms, while others fly solo. With the characteristic of fiercely stinging threats and enemies, all beys tend to get clumped together into the same colony. However, all beys are not the same. The only thing all beys have in common is that the queen bey keeps them buzzing. This is a guide to classify the unique qualities of colonies from all the beys in the beyhive’
And then, she goes deeper into the beehive nomenclature and the different kinds of bees… Doesn’t she think she is pushing the metaphor a little too far? What is this? A sect or a harem? No, it’s a beyhive… Does she know that all the other bees are hardwired to serve the queen? That’s just gross! Does she know that the queen bee is the only reproductive female in there? Oh but this is so perfect as she just got a baby! She couldn’t have found a better self-centered imagery!
And what is Jay-Z in all this? A drone I guess!