In Touch found it and published it, Lindsay Lohan’s list of celebrity lovers. Lindsay has claimed it was all part of a getting sober, and we are cut and pasting it here because, well because we are that’s all. Geez it can’t all be greatest generations and Morrissey track lists now can it? Here is Lohan on why she wrote it: “You know what? I am going to get serious for a minute. And I know we have to do this quickly because I know we don’t have a lot of time. That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford and someone, when I was moving, must have taken a photo of it so that’s a really personal thing.”
Anyway, here is the list and the names that are missing are all, apparently married. Except where is that guy from the Wanted?
Adam Levine
Ashton Kutcher
Colin Farrell
Evan Peter (American Horror Story star)
Huy Berryman (of Coldplay)
Heath Ledger
James Franco (though he denies, it seems unlikely James would have missed one)
Jamie Dornan (who is starring as Christian Grey in forthcoming S&M erotic romance 50 Shades Of Grey)
Joaquin Phoenix
Justin Timberlake
Wilmer Valderrama, who will surely be choking on their cornflakes when they discover the document has been leaked.
Zac Efron
