What sort of an idiot takes a picture of his dick and sends it to someone? Well? Well, actually… I have to a young woman of my acquaintance and I have done it all of twice, and while she may have been more impressed with the penguins on my pj bottoms, still what kinda fool right?
Me and 5 Seconds Of Summer’s bassist Calum Hood to be precise. But the 18 year old bassist, he sent a video of his tumescence to somebody and the somebody had it go viral, at least was smart enough not to include his face. Yep, pretty naughty behavior and at least one of us shoulda known better and it ain’t me, babe.
Poor wee Calum (I haven’t seen the vid so I am assuming the wee portion of that statement) has learnt what children understand, and what all of us understand in this post-everything moment where the only privacy that remains lies somewhere in the wrinkles of you brain and are activated through thought.
And as long as we are discussing thought, wouldn’t you agree that thought is just imagination with some back up to it. As opposed to instinct.
I’m guessing one or the other was at working when calum filmed his dick though as scandals go, this is barely a post. And I mean barely.
Here is TMZ’s story: ”
“5 Seconds of Summer‘s bass player now has a viral penis — which is not as bad as it sounds — but yes … his junk’s being passed around the Internet after he flashed it on Snapchat.
Calum Hood learned a hard lesson (pun intended, we’ve seen the video) when he sent the revealing video to someone who then reposted it as a Vine for the world to see. So, now ya know, Calum — famous naked penises ALWAYS get leaked.
Even though you never see 18-year-old Hood’s face in the video … he took the brutally honest step of admitting it was him by tweeting … “I’m still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes ;)”
So, he’s young, dumb, and …”
