The Crips, The Bloods and The Juggalos

gang of....gross
gang of….gross

This is a turf war I would pay good money to see.  Hardcore gangbanging motherfuckers like Red Nation jacking the fat clown face rednecks of the Insane Clown Posse’s Juggalos.

But according to the Federal Government, both are now classified the same, both are ‘gangs’.  I have no idea how many Circle K beef jerky robberies the Jugs have pulled off but I betcha its a million, jerky and Skoal. The FBI call the Juggalos as a “loosely organized hybrid gang.” It said those who identify as Juggalos have committed assaults and vandalism, and a “small number” . (psst cant that be said for any group of people?)

Granted the Juggerz wear facepaint and adorn themselves in jewelry with a man with a hatchet as its emblem but the majority of them can only heft themselves out of their pickup trucks, to grab another beer.  A gang? I Gang of sad if you ask me.

Any mob is going to have a ‘mob mentality’ but I fear no Jugzilla, honestly they’re just laughable and sorta pathetic. Born of backwoods moonshiners these people listen to ‘rap metal’, need we say anymore regarding the IQ?

“This is not the end. We’ll keep fighting to clear the Juggalo family name,” Insane Clown Posse member Joseph Bruce, known as Violent J, said in a statement released by the ACLU.

“While it is easy to fear what one does not understand, discrimination and bigotry against any group of people is just plain wrong and un-American,” he said.

Hilarious stuff man.

 

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