Far be it for me to make fun o… awww, whom am I kidding? Hair Metal was to rock and roll what the Archies were to the Beatles. Hair Metal existed to clear the way for people to take Metallica seriously. Honestly, I was listening to their new song, “All Bad Things” and Motley Crue haven’t learnt a thing in 30s, as their bodies degrade and degenerate they sound as bombastic as ever.
So why go and see em.
1. The tix was $32.
2. Look, the Detroit News notwithstanding, they just can’t be dreadful enough for my tastes. An under rehearsed Arena rock show should be absolutely mindbendingly wonderful. Oh, and plus, the signing a contract to never tour again. Yeah, right, can’t wait for the “Contract Breaking World Tour -One Last Time”
3. Nobody ever plays “Anarchy In The UK” any more.
Mutherfucker of the Year
Wild Side
Primal Scream
Same Ol’ Situation (S.O.S.)
Looks That Kill
On With the Show
Too Fast for Love
All Bad Things
Smokin’ in the Boys’ Room
(Brownsville Station cover)
Without You
Saints of Los Angeles
Anarchy in the U.K.
(Sex Pistols cover)
Too Young to Fall in Love
Guitar Solo
Shout at the Devil
Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
Live Wire
Dr. Feelgood
Girls, Girls, Girls
Kickstart My Heart
Encore:
Home Sweet Home
