Spin Spin Spin
You hear that?
That’s the wheels on Beyonces bike as she treks from the city over the Brooklyn Bridge to Barclay center for the final of her three night stand at Barclay Center.
And we’ve seen the pix so, yeah, there she was spin spin spin on the open road, n helmet, just like a real human bling, which I am sure she resembles. Like some sort of cyber-uber-super-flaws and all right?
But why does it smell a little?
Glad you asked because this, the sister to Jay Z on the subway to show brother earlier this year, shows nothing around her and why would that be? Spin, spin, spin, because it is a photo opportunity, about as spontaneous as… well about as spontaneous as anything at all on her current tour. What surrounds her?
Look at it this way: let’s say Beyonce got a flat tire. What would she have done and how could she have done it. She stops. She chains her bike She calls Hov. And somebody recognizes us? What would have happened then?
Simple, if she got recognized with nobody around to protect her, Beyonce would be ripped apart. From love, jealous, who knows, right? But she could easily die. That’s the price you pay. And I am not guessing here. I promise you it would happen, it must happen.
So it didn’t happen. What you didn’t see was security, on bikes, in cars, hell helicopters wouldn’t surprise me. What these pictures aren’t showing you is reality.
I don’t blame beyonce. She would be absolutely insane to do it any other way. But the concept of Bey going for a bike ride the way you or I might? I don’t believe a word.