UK Top Singles 2-14-15

First And Worst

1 LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO ELLIE GOULDING – C-

2 UPTOWN FUNK MARK RONSON FT BRUNO MARS – B

3 TAKE ME TO CHURCH HOZIER – B+

4 FOURFIVE SECONDS RIHANNA/KANYE WEST/MCCARTNEY – B+

5 LIPS ARE MOVIN MEGHAN TRAINOR – A-

6 THE NIGHTS AVICII – B+

7 THINKING OUT LOUD ED SHEERAN – A

8 OUTLINES MIKE MAGO & DRAGONETTE – B

9 WISH YOU WERE MINE PHILIP GEORGE – B

10 L.A.LOVE (LA LA) FERGIE – B-

Comment: Man, that Ellie Goulding song is crappy. I can’t remember the last time an album has inspired so many astoundingly terrible songs and is Ellie’s the very worst? You know it may well be. This list makes me sleepy just reading it.