The LA Weekly has the scoop, they talked to one of Taylor Swift’s rep, who spilled the beans about the singer's upcoming album ‘Red’… I am not sure you have to take it very seriously, actually, I believe the whole thing is a total joke, but it’s rather funny! I have copied the ones I preferred, but you can read the whole thing here:
• Track one: ‘Pain Through the Windowpane’
Swift wrote this one about the final scene of Bridges of Madison County. ‘She's never seen the movie or read the book,’ says the rep. ‘But this is her attempt to rope in an older audience.’
• Track two: ‘Jake's Fake’
According to the disgruntled rep, Swift denies this is a song about Jake Gyllenhaal, and instead says she wrote it about a place called Jake's Famous Catfish in Portland, Oregon, after she was told they use imitation crab meat. ‘No one's buying it,’ the rep says. ‘There's a line in there about Donnie Darko, for Christ sake. No, you're right, Taylor. People will totally believe this is a song about time traveling seafood in the Pacific Northwest.’
• Track five: ‘Didn't Know I Loved You (Until I Realized I Hated You)’
‘No idea about this one,’ the rep says. ‘It literally makes no sense.’
• Track seven: ‘Hey, Joe’
While this is clearly a song about Joe Jonas and the first thing they would say to each other on the phone (‘Hey Taylor,’ ‘Hey Joe’), Swift discovered Jimi Hendrix while the track was being mastered and now insists it's an homage. She even added an extra line at the 11th hour, ‘Where you going with that squirt gun in your hand?’ but ‘it's mixed totally differently and sounds awful,’ says the rep.
• Track nine: ‘Song In Which I Make An Even Deeper Connection With You, My Young Female Fans, By Telling You That You Are Stronger Than You Realize’
‘She's still working on a title for this one,’ says the rep. ‘But suffice it to say it will be in the classic Swift mold of telling young girls they are stronger than they actually realize.’
You got the idea…. The whole thing sounds much better than anything Swift will ever release anyway, and I am coming with another one:
Hidden track: ‘I Waved at You and You Never Said Hello, So I am Writing A song About You’
There’s still speculation about whom this one is about though.