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Rolling Stone Mag Descends Into Self-Parody
“The Horse attack the song with zero reverance, as the sloppy guitars wail and Young yelps, ‘I comef rom Alabama with a b-a-n-j-o on my knee!” Together they make ‘Oh Susanna” feel as turbulent as ‘Hey Hey My My (Into The Black)'”
Jimmy Iovine Full Of Himself
How much integrity can one man have? It really takes miles of bottle to tell the Olympics to shove it. Makes me proud of them
Rolling Stone Takes Care Of Its Own
I don’t think Bruce thinks he is a hypocrite, he is one but he is too stupid to know it. He actually believes this nonsense has meaning, while it actually has no meaning, no position, no point of view, no villain.
Village Voice Pazz And Jop: A Sense Of Wonder About Itself
Really, if you are gonna irritate 700 people, do so for a reason. If I had to pay for the Village Voice, this would have been bad enough for me to dump it.
Pitchfork Form-less Boredom
Pitchfork makes bands worse just by writing about them.
Rolling Stones Ridiculous 2 Star Review For Game's Newbie
the editors didn’t care because it wasn’t Weezy.
New York Times On "Watch the Throne": Smart But The Album Ain't Great So Wrong
This is the follow up to Keezy’s greatest album and it ain’t in the same league. Is that worth mentioning? Jay-Z is 41 years old and on the downside, we’re talking crap album after crap album since his unretirement. Is that worth mentioning
What Never Changes On the Chart: Poor People Making Dance Music
narcissism is rubbish
Taking The Music Initiative At Their Word
pages jump out at you, the colors are sexy and fun, and at 40 pages it isn’t even long enough
Dan Aquilante Gives Half A Star To Beyonce
Pathetic New York Post review
The Rock Critic As Rock Star
It is the Bible
Pitchfork Give Bon Ivers A 9.5 Rating: Docked Half A Notch For Being A Straight Drag
I’d like to grab Richardson by the scruff of his neck and smack his head into Bon Iver’s guitar
Stacey Anderson's Uncomfortably Personal Essay On Brian Wilson In the Village Voice
Why on earth Stacey would portray her father as an emotional disaster begging for a kind word from a Beach Boy is beyond me.
Ever Been Had In Viceland?
What were once Vices…
Pitchfork On Death Cab: Rock Criticism As Anesthesia
Pitter patter this
Lady Gagas 4 Star Rolling Stone Review Explained
Why the discrepency? Because Gaga gave their writer a weeks of pime access to the star
Bob Dylan Gets Another Rolling Stones List: How Long Can They Search For What Isn't Lost?
I would rather listen to Bono discuss Third World debt than Dylan. Hell, I’d rather hear him sing
Does Rolling Stone Use Ghostwriters?
It’s the moral equivalent of Bobby Sherman writing “My type of girl” for Tiger Beat