1. Burnin’ Up – Jessie J, 2 Chainz – This is an average bop with a fair to middling 2 Chainz, the definition of average circa 2014 and those beats… where did they manufacture them? A real come down after “Bang Bang” – C
2. Warriors – Imagine Dragon – This is rock and roll? A ghastly epic sweep piece of electronic produced big beat bullshit – D+
3. Bad Thing – Kieza, Joey Bada$$ – Middling EDM soulfulness – B-
4. FUNKNROLL – Prince – I’ll give Prince this, the drums sound like drums – B
5. The Only Way Out – Bush – Yeah, but you never thought they were the future of rock and roll anyway. Can nobody write a song any more? – C+
6. Ex’s & Oh’s – Elle King – A nice little old fashioned rocker – B+
7. I Don’t Fuck With You – Big Sean, E-40 – Three years since “Live This Life” and this is what he is capable of? – C-
8. Trouble With My Baby – Paloma Faith – Nice voice, definitely great set of pipes – C+
9. One More – Eliphant – When to Scandinavia morph into Seattle? Still, they both have crappy weather and no black influences to their music – B
10. Jacksonville – Ryan Adams – Twangy country rocker of the first time, reminds you he started in Whiskeytown – A
11. Booty – J Lo, Iggy Azalea – Jennifer Lopez is 45 years old. Yes, 45, I said. Why is she singing about her big ass with Iggy Azalea as company? Does she need more money? Will she get it? – C-
12. Everywhere I Go (Kings And Queens) – New Politics – Good rocker, kinda Blink 182 with out the snootiness – B
13. Therapy – Mary J. Blige – She’s for it, twice a day if necessary – B
14. When I Get My Hands On You – Marcus Mumford – I wonder how many people it took to come up with this dog? Bob Dylan is rolling over in his grave – C
