I met up with Mr Secret Secret at a local show one day. I went over to his merch table and complimented his set. He was by far the most rude performer I had ever met. Aloof, dismissive and arrogant I walked away vowing to never mention his ridiculously named act again.. but I break my own rules sometime.
Cuz I got this little video right here. An ear bleeding hell pit of a song that the performer felt good about. Enough to actually record and upload. The only thing good about this is the Swiss Miss yodel mountain print hanging on the wall.
It is very true that on that fateful day I encountered Jayce Kalinkewicz, I had watched an enjoyable set. On that same day I discovered that a simple jerk response to a compliment can turn a great performance into a questionable set. I hope time has taught Mr. Dino that the Golden Rule is golden for a reason. You're selling yourself- no need to be an ass if you're hawking your own swag.
Oh and before the 11 year old fangirls start crying that he's 'so sweet!" and "so rad', I will respond.. you're wrong.
This song sucks BUT if you want to get the neighborhood dogs howling I suggest you hit play and turn it up.
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