Rock and Roll Band Camp- The Great Rock and Roll Swindle For The Elderly

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OK its back and its worse, band camp

Sammy Haggar is your master of ceremonies while you and your pot bellied Home Depot card carrying has beens rock out with your cock out, while your fat pale wives are home jamming macaroni and cheese down your filthy kids mouth.
 
Angsty?
 
Yeah
 
"seriously how many times does Abner from Des Moines shout "WOOHOOOOO, YEAH!",  at this fucking camp?
 
Stuff like this pisses me off to no end.  Maybe not as much as Ted Nugents Kill a Moose camp or whatever the hell it is but stuff like this? To me as an adult its disgusting.
 
Ranging from the $4000.00 " Young Rocker" pacakge to the $10, 000.00 "Asshole'', no waits its called the "Recording Star" package.
 
I cant even believe people would do this.  Heres what 10K will get you

This is a package for Rock Stars who want to get the full-monty recording experience. After meeting with your band and getting in some solid rehearsal time, you'll move into EastWest Studios where you will have 2 full days of recording time. EastWest Studios has recorded countless legends including Bob Dylan and the Monkees. Musicians receive a truly unique experience as the integrity of the fifty year old live recording rooms have been maintained while still meeting the needs of artists and producers in this new millennium! You'll work with legendary engineer/producer Eddie Kramer and walk out with professionally mixed tracks. This package includes all of the perks of The Headliner Package with the bonus of serious studio time! Check out this video from our past camp in New York. This could be YOU!

  • Spend 20+ hours at EastWest Studios where you'll get to record original material and cover songs with your band
  • Jam with Sammy Hagar in addition to all our Rockstar counselors and guests
  • Perform live at The House of Blues on the Sunset strip
  • Attend Master Classes with world renowned musicians
  • Daily meals with celebrity musicians and campers
  • Celebrity swag bag upon arrival
  • All instruments and backline provided. Use ours or bring your own!
  • 10+ hours of jamming per day
  • A DVD of your concert
OMG seriously put braces on your fucking kids teeth instead or get the wife some botox.  Take her out to Sizzlers put a roof on the house FUCKING GROW UP.   While youre at it tell Sammy Fucking Haggar to Grow Up too.
 
Boys let me tell you this- if your gal encourages you to go youll come back to about 30k in credit card debt and a guy named Sven in your bed.  Gals if youre going theres way easier ways to get laid then to spend 10k on Sammy Haggar.
 
This is proof positive of PT Barnum's old axiom: there's a sucker born every minute

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