Perry, Brand and Mom

There is so much fun in the world of Katy Perry and Russell Brand.  First Russell, apparently a photographer tried to take his picture with an iPhone.  Brand got pissed wrestled him to the ground and threw the phone through a window of an abandoned building, breaking the glass.  This reminds me of a modified “It’s A Wonderful Life” cuz if  building is abandoned in the North East there is no glass to be smashed.  So anyway, the photographer is going to sue Brand.  Why would a photographer use an iPhone anyway? 

Now Katy.  At age 27 she’s got it made.  She just split with Brand and the book deals are courting her.  Up to 4 million dollars has been offered for a tell all book from the pop tart.  There are so many rumors of why Brand and Perry split that its laughable.  He’s a sex addict and she no longer had the moves. She parited too much and he felt left out.  Her touring kept her from home.  Blab la Bla…. 

When you’re 27 you don’t have much to go on about.  Ok she’s a successful pop star and she’s been divorced.  And this is worth 4 million bucks?

There is even talk of Perry’s mom writing a tell all.  I swear to you no matter what happens any mother who writes a tell all on their own kid (favorable or not) is a hag.  Christian leader or not it’s ridiculous, get your own life. 

Here’s a plan  Lets ignore them all until there is music to discuss

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