Nothing Will Silence Adele

And trust me I've freaking prayed that something would.  I cant express to you how the sound of her yelping leaves bruises on my aura.  I want to commit crimes, it sends me to rage.  Not only is she an instant bad mood, shes a sniveling sapping cry baby who should be boxed.

She is an enabler for weak and sniveling women.  I am not one of those broads, I will never be one of them.  At her age to be that miserable and bleak…well enough said on that

Apparently she has downloaded an app on her phone to allow her to communicate after her throat surgery.
 

'She's been using the speaking app to buy coffee at Starbucks and to order cabs,' a source explained to British newspaper The Sun.

'It is far easier to communicate using it rather than writing everything down on paper and showing people.' 

Adele simply types her complaint and the phone speaks it for her!  Now she can bitch and moan in robotic!!  I'm sorta wondering if the app isn't "Angry Birds"…get it.. get it…

yeah.

Adele is recovering from throat surgery and is on strict instruction to rest up or lose the voice forever.  By using this app she is ensuring us years of whining and bitching to come. Amen.

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