Leona Lewis Will Retire From Singing If EU Stops Animal Scientific Testing: We Don't Know How It Will Work But We're For It

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I’ve tried, no really, I’ve tried to get behind Leona Lewis’ career but to no avail. She is such a wretched MOR whuner I can stomach her and yet every couple of years there I am, stuck with listening to her latest album before the god given right to dismiss as another terribly bland and boring piece of product.

Did you hear that?

Two days a year all Leona all the time.

It is inhumane.

Not unlike the treatment of animals where they spray perfume in their eyes to see if “Taylor Swift Desire” will make you go blind. Then destroy the poor things if they manage to survive it.

But here is hope for all of us!!! If the EU bans testing on animals, Leona Lewis WILL RETIRE!!! This is a must must must win and we here at rock nyc give the full weight of our limited influence behind Leona.

Leona had this to say to Cosmopolitan: “I would pick a global ban (over my career). I could still do my music in any capacity if I wanted to, but I think it’s just so important for humans to show compassion. They say you can judge a society on how it treats its animals and I think that’s very true – it all filters down. It’s awesome. The EU ban will put pressure on the rest of the world. They won’t be able to sell their animal-tested products in Europe any longer, so it makes financial sense that they replace their animal tests with alternative methods if they want to trade in this lucrative market.”

This is the definition of a tautology: a self-reinforcing pretense of significant truth.

Who, precisely, is offering to stop animal testing in scientific tests in return for Leona Lewis stopping singing? Besides us I mean. Nobody is. So what does her offer mean precisely?

It means she’s a fat head.

 

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