Ahh Valentine’s Day… the day of cherubs and cupids, chocolate and roses, love and lust and tacky Las Vegas weddings.
Really get a load of this KISS inspired chapel. I suppose aging pole dancers and bikers have finally found their perfect venue. I would think most of the weddings taken place here are tongue in cheek (and not Gene Simons tongue in your cheek) but then again there are those bizarre cosplay weddings too- proving mankind is so whacked out that nothing, and I mean nothing needs to have decorum ever again.
Noisecreep has gotten together with KISS for a sweepstakes to have an all expense paid wedding at this lovely hovel PLUS some add ons that far exceed anything you can put on your bridal registry. Prizes including photos at the Wedding Chapel with a professional photographer; 'Hotter Than Hell' Wedding Lanyards + Laminates; 'Hotter Than Hell' Wedding Chapel certificate; (2) 'I Got Married at…' KISS t-shirts; (2) Passes to play KISS Monster Mini Golf. Cuz I don’t know about you but I really think mini golf is the perfect after nuptial event. 
The chapel is ideal for all your burly needs where invitations are concert tickets and rose petals are guitar picks. KISS fans can get married on a big stage fashioned after the Love Gun album cover, with theatrical lights and sound and the kinds of fog machines present at any arena concert. I am unsure why there is a ‘little person’ in all the promotional shots of this place. Either he is a justice of the peace or there is some sort of back-story no one is sharing. Oh and did I mention the mannequins? Yup!! You can pretend the band is there with you!
Let’s see my perfect wedding would involve Morrissey as the officiant, perhaps Joe Strummer and Joey Ramone as my ushers my maid of Honor would be Chrissie Hynde, of course, and my groom would be a snarky International Man of Mystery in a pair of Wellies. Wonder if there’s a chapel in Vegas to suit my needs….oh and a vegan reception.
Happy Valentine’s Day fools- spread the love.
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