Really there is nothing more fitting than a fat old guy singing “Wasting Away Again…’ with a parrot on his head.
As a matter of fact I find this to be a great example of Americas near –to- middle agers. Sums um up perfectly. The suburban Sears shopper who gets a sitter a couple times a year to go get shit faced with the couple from down the subdivision street and watch Jimmy Buffet.
That’s it- it aint rocket science and is nothing more then mind numbing for those who have given up on life cuz the mortgage, the kids, the boss its all just so defeating isnt it? Cheeseburger in Paradise it is…
Wait, theres more!
A $197 million casino in Bossier City, Louisiana! Yup right there at the BP Oil Beach! An 18 story 396 room monstrosity as homage to the fat lame and balding. 1300 slot machines to blow your kids college fund on 46 gaming tables allowing you ample view of the rack of some woman that you don’t know and a 900 seat venue (with double wide seats I bet!) so you can plop your ass down and watch a show.
There will be a perfectly names “It’s 5:00 Somewhere Bar” to wash it all down with! This will be the third casino for Buffett, the other 2 located in Las Vegas and the soon to be opened Biloxi Mississippi location.
Best start the vacation club fund at the band ASAP and ask Gramma and Grampa if their willing to watch the rugrats for a weekend.