Has Beens Behind the Wheel
cocktails anyone?
This week has two icons busted for drivin’ a fool. I first must say I have never put celebrity above human. Well, Morrissey is not human but thats a whole different post. This weeks human list includes David Cassidy and Flava Flav! My favorite decades behind the wheel and gettin’ busted.
First up is teen scream David Cassidy busted for DUI (again). David seems to get behind the wheel a bit too often. Although not as famous a drunk as David Hasselhof, he holds his own and amps the breath-alizer. Well the smell anyway He was arrested after the officer smelled alcohol in the rental car. David is now 63 years old.
Cassidy was released Saturday morning on $15,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in court Feb. 5. Last year Cassidy was pulled over in New York on suspicion of driving drunk. He also has a 2011 DUI conviction in Florida.
Next up is that clock wearing fool Flava Flav. How this dude still functions is so beyond me! He is a parody of life and I admire him for being an old man who keeps on keepin’ on. Wait.. hold up. Flav isnt even old! That hard lookin man is only 54 years old. The guy looks 80 and the hall of famer isnt in the bet shape.
Police say the Long Island native had a bit of marijuana as well but most astounding is the 16 suspensions on his license. Police say he was released on an appearance ticket so he could attend the funeral for his mother, who died Dec. 31.
The rapper is due in court Jan. 28. The name of his attorney was not immediately available.
