The Crotch Grab. Not enough is said about the gesture. Michael Jackson tucked up the gear and since then… well everyone’s hand is between their legs.
My question is why? Are we masturbating? Are we sending a mighty ‘fuck you’ ala Brooklyn thug with a hearty ‘right heeeya’ or are we just frantic to shock people
Lets ponder shall we? Madonna did it but she didn’t really go for the kill. It was more of a “look!! Im touching my vagina!” Rappers go in and flop that junk like its their job and maybe, it is?
Miley Cyrus is not all up in her own business an with the accompanying tongue thing is she saying.. ‘hey you c’mere and tend to this or is she saying “I have an itch’ or is it like……’LOOK! I’m touching my vagina!”
There is, of course, porn rock where there is actual public masturbation but this is different this is like getting to third base with yourself It makes me sad that it’s not even shocking anymore. I think it would be more effective if they had a band member come over and grab their crotch. It’s much more unexpected to see the drummer walk over to, say, Justin Beiber and grab his package. That’d start a flutter. Of course, this all could simply mean the artist has to pee and they’re holding it’ til they have a break.
Next step? Hands in the pants- now your talkin’.