'Kiss Monster', A New Huge Picture Book, Will Cost You $4,250

Who in the world could be interested by this bad monster joke? 'Kiss Monster', an enormous 3-by-2.5-feet-50-pounds book, was presented at the Viper room on Tuesday afternoon by the whole make-up free Kiss team.

 

The LA Weekly reports that the book contains thousands of concert and tour photos from Kiss archives, especially from the early days of the band, but the price is humongous,… the huge thing, which may just break your coffee table, costs $4,250! ‘It’s not for everyone’ declared Gene Simmons with his despicable humor – I know but I can’t stand the guy.

 

The book will come with ten different custom covers, each one bearing a different country flag of the Kiss Army memberships, and a different ‘custom message’… oh and they used the same book binder than the Vatican, which is a big deal for these bad boys,… ‘We got a really good deal on holy water,’ continued Simmons.

 

Yeah, it’s probably the largest rock’ n’ roll book, and so what? It’s a stupid and flashy claim for a has-been band which has the delusional idea to be still relevant somehow.  And Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Tommy Thayer and Eric Singe believe it so much, they will release a new album ’Sonic Boom’, next October in an exclusive deal with Walmart, which speaks volume to me!

 

But if you are interested by the book, you have to know that a mini monster may become available later on.

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