Last fall it was confirmed that Madonna would be the half time act with some Cirque De Soliel crap. May as well haul out Cher to do it the star is just an ember. Madonna is a parody of the cool she once was but hey at that distance, maybe the sag wont show. Sinewy I belive its called, not unlike a greasy chicken neck.
Our beautiful National Anthem needed a larger than life performer and gosh darnit we scored one. Kelly Clarkson, because of her I shudder at the thought of skipping the gym. Get the play on lyrics there? Keep up. So there ya go with the God Bless America noise.
Pregame? Roll in the hayseeds we got Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert taking to the stage at the sporting event. They are expected to perform America the Beautiful.
There are always the commercials and well at least its not Nickleback, The Fray and Dee Snider. Please note you all have a mute button on your TV. Consult your user manual. There is also booze. Booze will numb the pain, and wings of course, soy wings. No wait BBQ Madonna chicken necks….