Bret Michaels is not dying this week– but I am.
News that Michael's has recorded "Every Rose Has its Thorn"with his daughters Raine and Jorja for none other than "Kidz Bop Monster Ballads".
Kidz Bop is the company that releases every pop song you hated covered by children singers. Its like hell in the air. Even breathing while it plays gets it in your lungs. Some have gone mad and cause grievous bodily harm. Others have simply offed themselves at the word Kidz Bop. I cannot understand how anyone on earth could appreciate this and to dumb down pop (which is already simplified) tells the children of the world
"we think you have the musical appreciation of a gnat, we hate you- we want to keep you fat lazy and complacent, suck on this'
This gets better
A contest!
So the kid and its has been parent can actually go SEE Bret (disclaimer unless he dies again)
An air guitar contest via the website KIDZBOP.com
Sezz Michals:
"The most awesome jobs I've ever had are being a Rockstar, Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice winner, raising money for kids with Diabetes and, most importantly, being a good father, so rerecording 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' with Raine and Jorja for KIDZ BOP Sings Monster Ballads was, by far, one of the coolest ways ever to combine my love for music and family: Not only do I get to rock out with my two favorite girls, but a portion of the proceeds will go to the American Diabetes Association and Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. It's a great track for a great cause. KIDZ BOP Sings Monster Ballads is one party you definitely won't want to miss: So bring your strongest voice, best air guitar and get ready to monster rock."
So upload your video now (Todd)
The winner will receive a "Back Stage with Bret Michaels VIP Pass" monster prize package, including a trip to see one of Bret's upcoming concert with a parent or guardian, special meet & greet with Bret and a Jorja-Raine acoustic guitar, specially designed by Bret for his new Dean Guitars' Signature Series
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