After some crazy health scares and show cancellations a true celebration is in order. The Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin will celebrate her 69th birthday today March 25. She's planning a big shindig over at a 'luxury hotel' tongiht and you and I weren't invited but I hope a new stylist was.
For the life of my I cannot understand how a woman of such class and fame can be permitted to have her rather enormous chest so poorly tethered. Yes, yes perhaps I'm superficial but we have all thought it and I am just brave enough to boldly say it. Sister, you need a cross your heart and if not for the visual 'boost' for the relief the strain your back is dealing with in carrying those girls about.
I say this with the utmost 'Respect' by the way .. cuz I'm good with puns.
Speaking of Queens its also Elton John's birthday, he turns 64 and at present isn't to obviously sagged.
Sugar Free Cake and some Metamucil to you both